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we will get boobies lana!?!?

hey besties i been dranking did anything happen?? pls don’t be mean and lie i’m too drunk and vulnerable to be lied to i will believe everything. is the grandfather thing real? do we have track list? grandfather please stand on daddy??? etc??????! surely we must know if fishing granddaddy is real. come on guys where is grandpa

i prefer the NFR version of TNBAR over the demo, it’s just so cute and innocent and pure i just wanna party with u!!!! we play the eagles down in maaaaaalibuuuuu!!!

ok i’m still catching up on this thread but when i tell you i am literally in PAIN from how hard i laughed at this ffjdkfhfkfm

Lana referencing Lana referencing Lana..... Lanaception

so just thinking out loud here regarding lana sampling herself... honestly i think the "sample" (if it is actually a sample and not just a callback/reference) will be from HBTB. was it BOZ or eclipse who referenced it at one point and suggested it would make sense/be significant later? and i do think HBTB is kind of a fan fave, even though it's not a personal fave of mine. i also think there's a lot to work with there: the outro vocalisations, the spoken word ending (it could potentially be used in the same way that the spoken word extract from Carnival of Souls is used in the 13 Beaches intro), the one line that all fans tend to go feral for ("you could be a bad motherfucker but that don't make you a man" - would also make sense w/ the whole 'fan favourite' thing), the distorted vocals that come in at the start of the track, any part of the instrumental, the "lights camera accion" part which would make a really cool sample, even the helicopter noise... there's a lot of possibilities. to me it just makes the most sense. i don't think the sample will be from Video Games - yea it's lana's breakout hit and i'm sure we all have a place in our heart for it, but most fans don't really rate it that highly tbh (although it's literally my fave song of all time!). God Knows I Tried is unlikely - this song was sooo slept on during HM's release and still is now tbh.

in the process of voting rn! in terms of Leak of The Decade: i'm struggling w/ this one just because im not sure i agree with any of the noms particularly, even tho i do love all those songs! but i think ultimately my vote will go to Life Is Beautiful - it's not my favourite song on the list by any means, but just as a matter of principle, i think the day LIB leaked was SUCH an event on here and also proof that pretty much anything can leak eventually. Life Is Beautiful represents hope

All this talk of track lists made me realise that despite my track record, u were always top of my list. I used to be an American Whore but with u I think life could be Sweet…. aha I dunno I get so alone on a Friday night, my bad. Tell your mom I said hi. Oh and my nephew misses you btw. Idk baby I really think we should give this another shot. Come back home @Kintsugi

i’m not an insider but i can confirm that american whore will be life changing

you guys are such bad influences i really should be asleep rn before work tomorrow. all this time my mum told me to stay away from drug dealers and bad boys but it turns out the real bad influences are LANA DEL REY NERDS ON THE INTERNET LOOK AT US ALL

yes and i can actually reveal that lana had to come DIRECTLY to me to approve the following lyrics from American Whore: “come take a ride on this Tesla / my man’s a financial embezzler / this song is like Million Dollar Man but better / because trap beats get my lipsters wetter” i personally have no idea what she’s talking about i just hope everybody has a good time :-)

me right now in my bed in an opiate-induced trance fighting off closing my eyes even for a second bc if i do i’ll fall asleep and miss any new updates King Kintsugi may potentially give us:

@Kintsugi thank you so much for all the info btw i def feel like you’ve injected some life back into this thread!! <3

RIGHT why are we focusing on dua lipa shade and not AMERICAN WHORE TEA????

it’s 3 in the bastard morning i have work tomorrow i’m high on opiates i really need to sleep but I DONT WANNA MISS A THING

“i’m ready to leave LA”

ok i have SO much to catch up on but as im doing that i just want to say i had no idea people hated the Money Power Glory DA demo so much, i personally LOVE it (as u can probs tell im only on page 23 LMAO wish me luck!)

Baby Blue Love creeps me out a bit and Jesus Is My Boyfriend def makes me uneasy

Ocean Blvd vs Groupie Love

totally agreed! they made some real magic on that record!

i love Beautiful and im sorry to admit it

Sweetener is an amazing pop album, Thank U Next and Positions are nowhere near as strong and sound incredibly basic in comparison

why the hell is Take My Hand in the soundtrack for The Sims 4 that's so #random

HAHAHA that's hilarious but i can totally see how that happened one of my fave games of all time is Tomb Raider, i've played it since i was a literal toddler but nowadays i've picked up the habit of accidentally calling the main character Lana Croft instead of Lara Croft bc im so used to the name 'Lana' leaving my mouth