I was reading the scalp massage office brochure
And i though
Maybe Id be less cone-like
If i get massaged more often
Like Chuck's Baby
Taking selfies in pink hats hiding its cone-shaped head
But I don't have it
Baby, I don't have it
No, I don't have it
No, I don't have it
I've been tearing my wigs in my fucking nightgown
24/7 bald like out-of-drag RuPaul
Crying cone-shaped tears
Because my cone-shaped head cannot produce any other
Don't ask if I'm happy with my scalp, you know that I'm not
At best I can wear a cheap hat
Until you touched me gently,
Massaging my cone-shaped head until it became a circle
Yeah, and you touched me gently,
Massaging my cone-shaped head until it became a circle
I had fifty hundred surgeries
Forehead fillers, yeah I've had
Combing my hair with a cone-shaped comb
is the only love I've ever known
Except for this scalp massage treatment
which I found online, when I was not
Crying and looking at other happy people
With circle-shaped heads
Hello, it's Elizabeth Grant
Calling from the tunnel, I would like to book an appointment
I've been tearing my wigs in my fucking nightgown
Like a goddamn near traffic cone
Posting my boobies is the only thing that's
Drew attention away from my cone-shaped head
Until you touched me gently,
Massaging my cone-shaped head until it became a circle
Yeah, and you touched me gently,
Massaging my cone-shaped head until it became a circle