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PLEASE I cackled so loud

just popped in to see if eclipse spilled why are we strangling these poor bottles??

This is making me so excited for this album!! One of her best incoming

That makes sense! I’m not sure if I’m making this up, but did an insider say that TUOB’s tracks didn’t all work well as standalone singles? I’m almost wondering (especially given Tommy’s presence on the album) if the variety mentioned by BoZ means that the production varies noticeably among the tracks and requires a full listen for the “flow” of the record. This record can’t come soon enough

This is the impression I got as well, especially with another insider putting female “rapper” in quotes. I’m expecting background vocals, but who knows—watch her have a spoken part or something random I am curious about the lyrical content of the Tommy Genesis song, though. Even if she has a minimal role, Tommy Genesis has a very specific lyrical and sonic style, so I’m curious why she was selected for that track specifically. Will we be getting Lana’s take on a Tommy-esque track, or will we see her on a track like TUOB? I’m not a huge fan of Tommy Genesis, but I’m honestly really excited for the collab!

Although Lana’s more poetic and raw songs tend to be my favorites, I am looking forward to more “vibey” ones that really let the vocals and production deliver her intention. I think TJF and VB are great examples of this, and while of course they both have meaningful lyrical content, I do feel that Lana’s own musicality and vocal delivery make the more repetitive lyrical moments special rather than redundant. Though she did describe this as a wordy record, I have a feeling we’ll be getting some impromptu (automatic) moments that will pair really well with an atmosphere-centered composition, but we’ll see!

I moved for a second because I thought the polaroid had a video playing on it (like this)

this happening in a Lana Del Rey website of all places she knows us too well!!

I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet. We’ve had two suspicious accounts get intercepted in the past week (I think), one of which has already been caught posting scat before. It almost makes me wonder if something is coming this Friday, but I’m not sure if the 6th is the…ideal date to do so

Imagine that Ian guy’s name isn’t in the credits for TUOB and we immediately move to a speculation thread (I know it’s way too early to think about LDRX, but the thread is dry, and it’s not entirely far-fetched given she likes having a song for the next record before finishing the one prior)

my friend who works for Nikki Lane’s uncle’s hamster said Lana will sample this modern classic in a synth-driven psychedelic slowcore masterpiece at the close of TUOB

when do stores start getting the actual vinyls? Any ideas? edit: like physical stores I mean lol

anything you’d like to share

omg wait I think I just decoded one of the tracks in the bottom right half

so did you actually invade Lana’s website that day or did I defend your tomfoolery for no reason (mostly kidding btw—I appreciate your presence here regardless lol)

Can you give any info on “In The Cockpit” (How to disappear - Darla’s Version)

Be careful asking for leaks! I don’t exactly know the consequences, but I don’t want anyone getting in trouble/banned

Only (approximately) 1,500+ hours until release

Cactus cover potentially getting debunked after all of this time

So the farting noise in Your Girl is fake too?

I can’t believe it’s confirmed the tracklist is out there, but we haven’t unearthed it….what else is there to check

@BlackoutZone do you have any information on the piano version of How to disappear Lana teased on Instagram forever ago? Thank you!

Can I ask if Ocean Blvd sounds like the rest of the record? Or is that too close to giving info about the other tracks (ignore A&W of course)

That gorgeous outro better not be fake

An anthropologist could finish a thesis on this thread alone