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If you invite her over and then Trump builds the wall you could probably keep her forever.

Won't lie if I have no one to go with that I know irl, which I don't, just gonna ask LDR stans from online if they want to meet. They're the kind of people that are gonna get you to the barricade so fuck the pu$$y irl bitches.

Trust me Lana was my first and I cried. it's sooooo surreal.

PRECISELY! AND IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS SINCE SHE WAS LAST HERE, SO GO WAIT ANOTHER FOUR YEARS IF YOU REALLY WANT HUNNTY.

We should all totally have a forum meet-up and snatch our way up to the top

 
I'm in the NE of Scotland it doesn't get more expensive than that.
 
She'll probs do more shoes around the UK but if not Megabus is super cheap?

Oh my fucking god
 
I'M SEEING LANA AGAIN
 
@ldnpedro WE'RE SEEING LANA

I'm literally shaking right now I get to see my beautiful Lana again I'm gonna fucking cry.
 
I mean like I knew it would be the year but I'm so worked up right now.

UK TOUR CONFIRMED SHES GOING TO LODNON

I'M SHAKING I'M SO DAMN SHOOOOK

bc not everyone's as prehistoric as you.

That's disgusting.

I think basically anything that turned up on his Instagram because it infringes on Lana's rights. OG remember back when he used to post Lana's selfies. Also things like love video etc probs got him in a fuckload of trouble.

The gays just want to have fun!

It's amazing what stans in love will do.
 
With ur big eyes
 
And ur BIG LIES.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=soiw4Bh6lig
 
China.palace right now

Jorge is a messy bastard and from the captions on the photos he's clearly reading info off this forum. Things we've discussed came up around the time he posted.
 
If you're reading this Jorge, we know you're scum, you don't have to keep proving it.

It's only 11AM and that's just in the UK.

She's here to smack a bitch, especially on Tuesdays!
Leeches. As soon as one goes another pops up. I DM'd Ben to notify him.

We don't know what his legal situation is so we can't tell what he has and doesn't have.

Mommy! Mommy look! Someone dragged lorde on the internet!!!

It took so long but we're finally in the clear.
 
This is going to go down in Lana fan history right next to the person who tweeted they made a bracelet for lorde out of a rubber band and thumb-tac's.

It feels like a breath of fresh air knowing this era is protected.
 
Shots are on me.
 
No one can tell me Lana's management aren't trying their best this era. Four photo shoots, collabs, music video coming up, China palace is gone, definitely happening European Tour.

Ding dong the witch is DEAD

Jesus didn't try to save the world in just one day. 
APPARENTLY JORGE WAS ARRESTED/CONFRONTED BY THE POLICE ACCORDING TO LANAS MANAGER.

I feel as though this era may aesthetically contain more montages, etc. More space-y, cheesy and out of this world.
 
So the photographer may be someone entirely new too. Love was mostly montage, trailer had lots of montages clips, so we will have to see on that front. Lots of photoshop this era though, I assume.
 
Krug could create the kind of space-y theme with his abstract colours and vintage filter though. But we'll have to see. Think it may be someone new/uncommon.

Meh, chuck's talented but forgettable. I like being able to look at lana photos and go "that was taken by x and that was taken by x".
 
That's why Krug's my favourite. His colour schemes are hypnotic. He captures her aesthetic and style the best.

Homewrecker - 107
Teen Idle - 75
Sex Yeah - 11
Lonely Hearts Club - 1
Buy The Stars - 35
E.V.O.L. - 45
Electra Heart - 45
 
Lonely points club.