Brooklyn Fetus

someone needs to make a lana del rey live masterpost i swearr i love her livess

6 minutes ago, williamprb said:

its unknown wether they actually fought or marina just unfollowed after qftc. They were so cute together tho especially when lana put her in Lfl thank yous and marina put her in l+f thank yous

call be biased but i pretty much think the qftc was right but misunderstood... all she said in it was true except that she only mentioned female artists but wtv! other artists kept charting and getting acclaimed for talking about sex and deepless themes while lana was till that day getting judged for her past projects... maybe if she just made the qtfc a little easier for chronically online people to understand she wouldnt get massively cancelled like she was back in the day </3

why did lana and mari fight? theyre so cute

lana keeps disappointing me no shade im not trying to be negative or sum but like… she has done better in the past with only her and her voice, without those many backup dancers and guest singers.

IT ENDED

1 minute ago, That Venice Bitch said:

I have a friend there but she has her notifications silenced 

call her omg

OMGG SHES GETTINFG DRAGGED BY THE HAIR BY THE LIFE GUARDS INTO THE STAGE

so now its in 1:30 hours?

6 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

aoty, I fear... Chihiro soty as well 

Not aoty… but chihuahua is my fav

5 hours ago, Jukebox Sweetheart said:

I haven't listened to the album but is it very Lana-sounding because if so I'm excited

I thought so bc literally every title of the album including the albums title reminds me of lana

32 minutes ago, lyinginthesand said:

They're all so hot

is he going to be performing on american jesus? he gave the looks.

1 minute ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Bestie ur gonna get banned by asking for links pls don’t get banned ur so sexy aha 

omg noo 

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CURRENT TOPIC: CRINGE STUFF

Cringe: "omg im so cuntyy i smoke weed and get highhh queen metaphosiolhhyaa!!!"

even lana is hoarding full songs rn wth stop with them snippets we need full songs....

she showed up?

1 minute ago, Unknown said:

oh yeah hes married to Anna Wintours daughter skkalslk

ahh sees ur in the room <3

i wish lanaboards was the crowd for one of lanas show it would be so iconic... and our beloved sister that has ascended would always be screaming for her to release zodiac </3

excited for tonights met gala at least zendaya is attending but if lana does it would be way too iconic

my take ❤️:

anyways none u sistas look good so let me serve the ccxnt this event needs

does anyone knows when the paradise tour tracks leaked?

lana is soundchecking as we speak, shes closing the live with noir

1 minute ago, plastiscguy said:

Nikki Lane talked about it to People Magazine last year 

maybe judah smith was the "cult leader" after all... 

BLESS OZEMPIC!!

1 minute ago, how the light shines in said:

bro knows he has a mic right? you don't gotta yell bby

oh yelling is the main thing preachers do dw

1 minute ago, plastiscguy said:

Not Lana asking us to watch Judah Smith as if police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his LA home that he sold in 2013 

wait what...