marcodelrey

"Cleaning my garden while bouncing on Jeremy's crocodile skin dildo - and I love it"

I'm kinda glad ngl At least no more complains or useless "no way it's gonna make it in time!!1!!1!1" comments. Between missing out on Gaga tickets, all the Marina vinyl variants and the Sabrina liquid filled one, I was not into the right mood for a new era rn

Yeah, I think it's time for another LanaBoards work in progress, it was so great to have 2 days without these comments

This Oops anniversary deluxe vinyl drop 😭 So sad here in Europe we only get the black pressing and the US the violet/sangria one

You are our only reliable zaddy here

Idk on what planet but both UK and French stores still work as usual

Henry on repeat

That's what I thought the whole time, we saved ourself some time from the repetitive routine of pointless predictions