lanology

55 minutes ago, Embach said:

What are the chances for Rick comeback on Lasso?

Higher then other albums for sure, but absolutely not set in stone even slightly 

i live 9 hours from london (flight).. should i fly out?

im sorry yall but theres no way anythings coming today 

14 minutes ago, LanaBalkana said:

Before she announced tunnel, did we have any clues or something? I can’t remember anymore, feels like a lifetime away

Before Tunnel it was Holiday Post, Silence, Regular Post, then Announcement. For current it was Holiday Post (July 4th), Silence, Regular Post, then Regular post. Thought I figured out a pattern, but then she posted twice in a row.  

1 minute ago, DemonMic2003 said:

HELP, I don't know why anyone thought something was coming tho. Lol

because we trusted someone

ok so why did sparkler just flat out lie to us tho

just read the source code, theres a BUNCH of stuff hidden.

ok yall. im entering the mainframe of lanadelrey.com right now

nah bc @sparklertrailerheaven is abt to catch these hands. in a lasso way of course so we stay on topic and i dont get banned 

should i just read the websites code and figure out if the 'insider' was just bullshitting the whole time? im sure its not that hard.

Maybe Noon Lana Time? We have all day. If nothing comes i'm unfortunately going to be leaving the Lana community

I wonder if taylor has another variant of Tortured Poets Deshartment to block lana

whatever it is im buying next day shipping idc yall aint getting nothing 

2 minutes ago, gasstationkween said:

Pray

i have a prayer that i repeated while i prayed today:

Heavenly Father,

We come before You with grateful hearts, acknowledging Your power and grace. We thank You for the gift of music and the way it touches our souls. Today, we lift up Lana Del Rey in prayer. We ask that You guide her and inspire her creative journey.

Lord, if it is Your will, we pray that Lana Del Rey announces her new album 'Lasso' on July 30th. May this album bring joy, comfort, and inspiration to all who listen. We trust in Your perfect timing and plan, knowing that You work all things for good.

In Jesus' name, we pray. Amen.

just posted about it on twitter so istg yall best not make me a liar

just got done praying. prayed the rosary twice and prayed for a lana drop. god is on our side here. god knows i tried

just made this hopefully it comes true 🙏

Just pulled up at the church's mini-chapel. opens in an hour. PLEASE DM ME IF SOMETHING HAPPENS 🙏🙏🙏

im gonna go to the chapel at the local catholic church and pray until something gets dropped. i may be here for hours. DM me on twitter if anything happens @lanology on twitter

Officially Tuesday in Detroit. We are officially off to the races.

5 minutes ago, ldrzodiac said:

What time zone??

For me EST, but im sure 7:00AM any timezone probably works

1 minute ago, yourboy said:

So... nothing happened right? Is it okay to go back to sleep? 

Nothing yet. Probably wake up around 7:00 AM if you really dont wanna miss anything. Thats the earliest time one of the sparklejumpropequeen emails have been sent out. Goodnight!

6 minutes ago, helloheaven said:

Why am i having trouble going to sleep i feel like a kid on christmas eve 🫢🫢 even tho it’s probably nothing im feelin like high christmas lights blue bed spread and silver tinsel my hearts delight

im currently squashing ppl lying on twitter to pass the time 

for christians: 

Heavenly Father,

We come before You with grateful hearts, acknowledging Your power and grace. We thank You for the gift of music and the way it touches our souls. Today, we lift up Lana Del Rey in prayer. We ask that You guide her and inspire her creative journey.

Lord, if it is Your will, we pray that Lana Del Rey announces her new album 'Lasso' on July 30th. May this album bring joy, comfort, and inspiration to all who listen. We trust in Your perfect timing and plan, knowing that You work all things for good.

In Jesus' name, we pray. Amen.

for atheists:

I affirm that Lana Del Rey will announce her new album 'Lasso' on July 30th. The universe aligns with this intention, and all the forces work together to make it a reality. I am grateful and excited for this announcement, knowing it will bring joy and inspiration to many. I trust in the timing and the unfolding of events. So be it.

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#prayforrey!

Can we ALL pray/ manifest/ whatever for something good? I lit made a spell jar for this and we deserve this. Maybe if we pray hard enough lana will drop something good (no more qu*vo.) #prayforrey