dressedinblack

From "Honeymoon will be released on the full moon" to scat gifs we've gone through so much 

Let's join hands and sing Kumbaya 

 

First page realness.

 

omg back in the days where we thought thats what the album was gonna be called   and only 600 pages later here we are 

This is a chance for Lana to redeem herself. Hopefully she keeps that August/September 2015 date.

(keeping with the first page realness)

You got your wish bb

Idk you and no.

you remind me of him, he's a cunt btw

^ yeah I do find it odd that is in shop but I mean Idk I don't find it awkward you're there to get a taste of the album. Mess at all of that going through your head?

 

Just find a henny while you're there (I'm sure there will be plenty) and start grinding while listening to freak.

is your name josh by any chance?

I love the snippets omg

but i dont think im going to listen to music to watch boys to until the 18th, im not even sure why just to see if im strong enough

  

 

You two need to chill. Haha.

God is dead, this thread is the evidence

bag 'em and tag 'em

What the fuck is going here, im so tired lol

(9 ish months and 501 pages later, we still ain't got the album and we've exhausted every alley so we've moved on critiquing people's bodies.)

So from what people are saying it looks like the album is a sort off bell curve in terms of tempo.

Little theory:

 In a recent-ish interview the interviewer asked lana about the name of the record 'honeymoon' and she commented something along the lines of it being 'the dream' amirite? In the song HM lanz talks about this bad boy and the guns that blazed around him and his history of violence and his used little bullet car. The Chorus "Our Honeymoon, say you want me to, dark blue' sandwiched between these memoir like verses. The song, finishes by the repetition of 'dreaming away your life' soooooo i have this feeling that the song is about Lana and one of her lovers who are stuck with each other, scared to leave because they aren't sure they can be alone. Here they are dreaming away their lives, kidding themselves that this relationship is working.

idk not fully fleshed out but if figured at least it was honeymoon related

Not you ignoring this soon to be smash https://m.soundcloud.com/jackson-novem/rogue-demo-snippet-1

who mentioned jack anyway? don't you know that summons him?

Seriously tho honeymoon is such a pretty word, like typed it looks nice

honeymoon

Honeymoon

HONEYMOON

Its just nice to look at

some of y'all on here be like:

"These new tracks are the worst shit she's ever done 

and UV is so basic and repetitive 

Paradise is sloppy mess

BTD has like one good song on it, the rest is mainstream over produced garbage

her Lizzy Grant stuff is inconsistent and her voice sounds weird

and May Jailer is so boring basic ass bitch shit

and DON't get me started on that unreleased leaked shit!!!"

lol, like, do y'all even like the bitch???

first week will probably only just break like maybe 100k I'm thinking, but i know little about that kind of stuff tbh 

I'd rather listen to Big Bad Wolf for a month straight than listen to Ultraviolence (the song) once

I like Big Bad Wolf

those tropico avis hahahhahahaa

 

hate it when trolls troll

 

Hope LIB is on the AOA DVD

AOA?

EDIT: age of adeline, lol, nevermind

EDIT2: 100th post woo

Do one think that hüntymün will be in a digipak or a jewel case? If it's a digipack I hope it won't be a perfect square like the others, those look ugly on the shelf because they don't match the rest.

I feel like people will appreciate lana more when she dies

I feel like people will appreciate lana more when she dies

whenever that may be

I saw this but i had no idea how to read it

I literally don't how i'm gonna survive until the 18th, and i've promised myself not to listen to any leaks. This is gonna be more torturous than the wait for Froot.

No where near as extensive as some of you.

This is sort of misheard lyrics so.... tbh for MONTHS after shades of cool came out I didn't hear the "hot, hot neglectful lover" part covered by the loud instrumental, I always just thought it was her making random noises "aaAAaaaa~" oh god rip

wait, what?

I hope they decide to make it a proper single, it'd need a radio edit tho but they'd probably make the song with Ed a single over Prisoner, not that i bothered listening to that

I just have a feeling that Freak is going to be the song to bottom to in 2015

Big ol' gay homo checking in