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Girl it's literally just a random tree. I agree that the Color scheme matches, but I'm sure there are a variety of other photos that would fit the song...preferably ones that feature Lana in them

Ngl it looks like they would embarrass Gwen Stefani or Gaga before they would Lana. Lana's aesthetic is more elegant and artsy these days. From Google images, Violet's more peacock-level bold colors and sharp edges (if that makes sense).

This >>> all of the covers this era

It wouldnt get radio play with Fucking in the title Who is this and how would she embarrass?

Wait...why not Cinnamon?

Trying to transmit, can you hear me

It'll be a picture of her phone, and on the phone is a picture of her taking a picture on another phone

The only way this is gonna happen is if A. She goes back to her old surgeon Or B. Thanos snaps his fingers and transports us to a timeline where Lana never flopped on SNL and continued her life as the gangsta Nancy Sinatra...

Read where??

Lmaoo I'm not surprised. I think Michelle is the only one who didnt continue a career in music. (Or at least successfully. I'm not aware of any attempts from her after Destinys child)

Sighs heavily. By acoustic I mean the very stripped back songs that have guitars as the main instrument. Straying from the sound effects and digital instruments shes heavily known to use in the past. I mean, the LEAST she could do if shes gonna continue this guitar and drum route is give us more west coast and cruel world. Bring the drums to the FRONT. Why are they being treated like Michelle and Beyonces other backup singer

What did you feel? Cause I swear if you felt "acoustic, not a bop" and that's what you're feeling AGAIN....she can fucking keep it

What if all this time... @@Terrence Loves Me was correct. What if the song was originally planned for April but it got pushed back?

Ok I just called the office and she asked "Didnt you just call" sosjejendn. Yall it's real. OMFG. Its happening. We- @@Jiggy sweetie I'm sorry I ever doubted you. We've just been lied to so many times ndjejejd

Patiently waiting for the fake lyrics to roll in, followed by a 35kbps snippet leak from someone who "got it from Shazam before it was taken down". Then we'll endure a week of silence from Lana, to which we will then all receive a post notification from Instagram, and all flock to it in excitement...hoping its official...only for it to be a photo of some random ass street in a purple hue filter with no caption. Two minutes later she'll post another poem, and remind us it's coming (without mentioning a date). Finally, May 20th will arrive. And the meltdowns over how the "level of unprofessionalism is far too much"...the cycle goes on and on.

Fun fact: Norman Fucking Rockwell was featured on the list of names of "The Vanished" after Thanos' snap in Marvel's Avengers: Endgame.

So you're telling me we almost had the MMITPM Instrumental, but the universe decided to bitchslap us??? UGHHHHH fucking is it wrong. YES its horribly wrong. Electric Chair! mod note: user was warned for this post

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Remember when she said "if we hold on to hope, we'll have a happy ending", then turned right around and told us that "hope is a dangerous thing"...... serving up "do I contradict myself" teas..

That baby is gonna pop out 6 ft 3 with a suit and a bachelors degree. 2032

Another ballad. Omg I'm so shook I genuinely thought she was done with them. Wow. Her mind. I'm so excited. It's almost like she cant come up with something else

Hope is a dangerous thing

All things considered, I appreciate the fact that you at least had the decency to apologize and try to explain. @@HydroponicWeeds has yet to make a statement. But its whatever. Let's move on