Which of Lana's boyfriends would you date? (Updated to include NEW boyfriends!)

[mkultraviolence]

i literally can't believe lana del rey kissed any of these guys

[Rorman Nockwell]

  On 12/29/2019 at 9:40 PM, Nobody said:

At least Franny was sometimes hot tho and probably didn't reek of alcohol imagine having s*x with Barrie    

Idk if he had a job other than flop acting and modelling underwear but Chase was kinda fine so let's go with him (or Reeve if they actually dated)

 

 

Imagine trading that ^ in for .... 

[Nobody]

  On 12/29/2019 at 9:48 PM, daisy fresh dropout said:

i literally can't believe lana del rey kissed any of these guys

 

remember when her and Francesco were always practically fucking in public lmao 

[Nobody]

  On 12/29/2019 at 9:49 PM, RormanNockwell said:

Imagine trading that ^ in for .... 

 

Fuckstick's trash but he's also fit ngl although he's ageing badly and his voice is serving Kermit the frog 

 

[theweightofthehours]

Steve and Jack.

[CrazySister]

So for the record, her taste in men resume in basically:

 

A producer that looks more like a literature teacher from your uni.

An annoying restricted career manager

A scottish black haired version of Kurt Cobain

An italian mommy's boy

A fuck boy rapper

A flop actor who pays the bills with his sugar mommy's money

A crooked sugar daddy cop 

An incel who pays a LB member to praise them every single page of Norman thread

A boxer with bad taste in music

A nice full body tattooed guy

A guitar player who looks like a hot almost shirtless protagonist that save the helpless woman in those romantic spicy cringe books

Two hot best friends 

A business man who made a teenage into the stepmother of his loving children

A fictional criminal

 

Is that it? 

[Rorman Nockwell]

  On 12/29/2019 at 10:14 PM, CrazySister said:

So for the record, her taste in men resume in basically:

 

A producer that looks more like a literature teacher from your uni.

An annoying restricted career manager

A scottish black haired version of Kurt Cobain

An italian mommy's boy

A fuck boy rapper

A flop actor who pays the bills with his sugar mommy's money

A crooked sugar daddy cop 

An incel who pays a LB member to praise them every single page of Norman thread

A boxer with bad taste in music

A nice full body tattooed guy

A guitar player who looks like a hot almost shirtless protagonist that save the helpless woman in those romantic spicy cringe books

Two hot best friends 

A business man who made a teenage into the stepmother of his loving children

A fictional criminal

 

Is that it? 

 

Could play bingo with the pic and these descriptions

[Dark Angel]

honestly her taste in men irritates me... and all of these names are getting so confusing!

[AKASAKA SAWAYAMA]

i dated a barrie once

but i want francesco

[WilshireBoulevard]

  On 12/29/2019 at 9:50 PM, Nobody said:

remember when her and Francesco were always practically fucking in public lmao 

 

that's how you know the d*ck was bomb

[Barttender]

About this poll, the only thing to say is: God! How I would like to be on that list ... lol

 

By the way... What a long list!!! (My God, Lana!)

 

And Shannon Leto? I remember seeing pictures of the two of them together.

Did they date too?

[Dark Angel]

  On 12/29/2019 at 11:59 PM, Barttender said:

About this poll, the only thing to say is: God! How I would like to be on that list ... lol By the way... What a long list!!! (My God, Lana!)

 

And Shannon Leto? I remember seeing pictures of the two of them together.

Did they date too?

 

Do you mean Jared Leto?

[Barttender]

  On 12/30/2019 at 12:01 AM, LemonadeHeavens said:

Do you mean Jared Leto?

No. His brother.

[Dark Angel]

  On 12/30/2019 at 12:03 AM, Barttender said:

No. His brother.

 

Oh, no I doubt it. 

[13bitches]

Ew imagine voting for Gerald

 

  On 12/29/2019 at 8:39 PM, SparkleJumpropeNoose said:

I am going to revoke all your human rights

No u

[subversive light]

  On 12/29/2019 at 2:38 AM, daisy fresh dropout said:

who voted jack fucking antonoff jkfsd

i did-

 

i thought everyone would vote jack.......... im-

[Rorman Nockwell]

Jack Antonoff seems like the kind of dude who everyone THINKS is nice but he's secretly chopping off locks of your hair while you sleep and mixing semen into the coffee he makes you every morning. 

 

And that's that on that. Vote wisely, LanaBoredians. 

[Nobody]

  On 12/30/2019 at 2:44 AM, RormanNockwell said:

Jack Antonoff seems like the kind of dude who everyone THINKS is nice but he's secretly chopping off locks of your hair while you sleep and mixing semen into the coffee he makes you every morning. 

 

And that's that on that. Vote wisely, LanaBoredians. 

 

Jack seems nice but he dated Lena Dunham for like 5 years which is questionable enough and then they let Lorde move into their house and he proceeded to cheat with her fff

[Lanalouis1]

Did she actually date Jack hm I don't remember

[Rorman Nockwell]

  On 12/30/2019 at 12:31 PM, Nobody said:

Jack seems nice but he dated Lena Dunham for like 5 years which is questionable enough and then they let Lorde move into their house and he proceeded to cheat with her fff

 

Those glasses are a ruse to make him appear sweet and innocent.

 

He's like that lamb in Zootopia! Do not trust him!