Random Lana Discussion Thread

[The Stargirl Pinky]

When I look back, tracing fingertips over plastic bags,

I think I wish I could extrapolate some small intention

or maybe get your attention for a minute or two.

Spoiler

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury]

5 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

do not put chocolate on your genitals, you may give yourself a yeast infection 

What if you have a penis?

[Dark Angel]

Just now, The Stargirl Pinky said:

When I look back, tracing fingertips over plastic bags,

I think I wish I could extrapolate some small intention

or maybe get your attention for a minute or two.

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omg this gif  this is getting to be too much

[EARTHA]

6 minutes ago, Pretty On The Indide said:

A fellow person of culture I see

 

I hope anna and dasha review ldr9 when it comes out like they did blue bannisters. Also lana should go on the pod tho that would probably get her cancelled

Dick Not Chocolate 

Lana is already cancelled, she should do whatever tf she wants

[Liz Taylor Blues]

Just now, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

What if you have a penis?

Chocolate cockalate

 

[plastiscguy]

When Lana brings this dude back for the mv but it's chocolate instead of beans...

[EARTHA]

also i'm going to vomit, im never eating chocolate again

[Dark Angel]

1 minute ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

What if you have a penis?

 

idk actually, if you wanna dip your penis into liquid chocolate you go right ahead

[UltraHoeneymoon Angel]

8 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

all it takes is a single instagram comment from ben & a mysterious post from neil krug for this thread to descend into madness, huh?

 

i love it, though

 

8 minutes ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

I'm so glad to see this thread so active and engaged in such rich discussions

 

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These are the moments that makes my life better than it is, so thank you 

[DeadSeaOfMercury]

Just now, Pretty On The Indide said:

Chocolate cockalate

 

On second thought, That may burn…

[Liz Taylor Blues]

Donuts Need Chocolate 

[SoftwareUpgrade]

6 minutes ago, Pretty On The Indide said:

A fellow person of culture I see

 

I hope anna and dasha review ldr9 when it comes out like they did blue bannisters. Also lana should go on the pod tho that would probably get her cancelled

Dick Not Chocolate 

Ah yes, her patreon, left adjacent, cultural critique, shitposting podcast appearance era. She will be sure to hit up Red Scare, Perfume Nationalist, Seekingderangements, and any other niche, unstable podcasters 

#hatethatIknowthese

[DeadSeaOfMercury]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

 

idk actually, if you wanna dip your penis into liquid chocolate you go right ahead

You know, I’ve decided against it.

Thanks Though!

[EARTHA]

Do Not Chocolate

[plastiscguy]

3 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

What if you have a penis?

 

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

 

idk actually, if you wanna dip your penis into liquid chocolate you go right ahead

 

Spoiler

 

[Liz Taylor Blues]

Just now, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

On second thought, That may burn…

Only if you stick it in the Golden Corral Chocolate Fountain

 

omg what if the mv is at a golden corral? Very Americana!

[Liz Taylor Blues]

1 minute ago, SoftwareUpgrade said:

Ah yes, her patreon, left adjacent, cultural critique, shitposting podcast appearance era. She will be sure to hit up Red Scare, Perfume Nationalist, Seekingderangements, and any other niche, unstable podcasters 

#hatethatIknowthese

What if she goes on The Adam Friedland Show (formerly cumtown) that def gets her a 10 from Fantano right?

[DeadSeaOfMercury]

1 minute ago, EARTHA CLIT said:

Do Not Chocolate

[SoftwareUpgrade]

Just now, Pretty On The Indide said:

What if she goes on The Adam Friedland Show (formerly cumtown) that def gets her a 10 from Fantano right?

Oh God, nah, too much Americana mentions for Baldy to handle culturally  "2.5"

 

I would like to see an aesthetic, Krug shot in front of an American Flag, no real reason other than its a Luhner aesthetics classique

[Dark Angel]

4 minutes ago, EARTHA CLIT said:

Do Not Chocolate

 

this reminded me of that one episode of spongebob where spongebob & patrick become chocolate salesmen…