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My posts get regularly moved out of here and I've been warned multiple times about being off-topic. Also, I don't care about what you want 5adboy.

No I mean the alleged Lana title "Russian" is not real.

I'm back on Instagram, the Eclipse brand is growing, merch is coming soon, White Dress is coming soon (soon = when Lana feels like it) and I have too much uni work. How are you love?

Not real

Although I was clowning because of that iTunes database website, it quickly reminded me not to trust anyone that's not Lana or ultrasubversive. Since neither of them gave a date, I will skip this countdown.

Stop copying me bitch Only one obnoxious self promoting insider allowed.

My Lana instagram account is back go follow for updates xoxo @bestamericanrecord

Meltdown over, miss thing is coming, we love Eclipse again

Apparently people are faking tweets by me to fool everyone, undermine trust in me and give me a bad reputation. Using common sense and 1 search result would show you the full credits available for the album and the one (1) vocalist, Lana Del Rey, and the "surprise" feature that don't exist.

While I truly believe sometimes she desperately needs to have some 'no' men around her and listen to feedback, thank god the fans are not in charge of her musical output. Anyways, she should work with Markus Dravs who has produced an album for Wolf Alice that will be critically acclaimed (out June), he also produced Florence's HBHBHB and worked with Kings of Leon (Lana's favourite) and Björk. She should fly to London and meet up with him, find some new inspiration, get some European culture back into her away from LA.

That link on dbree is a trojan/virus I would NOT click play on that or download it. My laptop went mad.

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No Bartender is not the girl you think she is.

Let's say it will be divisive Only intellectuals will understand the depth and emotion.

where is Caucasian Gown

I don't know where you live that the month of March would be the fifth in a year but yeah sure. Countdowns for everyone!

If you need to quench your thirst for new music, I suggest "The Last Man on Earth" by Wolf Alice. They have a similar vibe to Lana and the song is excellent with critical acclaim. https://open.spotify.com/track/0X9YmbFHb2sPmml6J7DMK0?si=GjIxFijrTjef4px-krul6w

Last night was a mess I'll give them that. We were clearly fooled by the leftovers of a delayed release, this time with no Google Play Music or random sketchy website to deliver the goods.

Be careful, I said this last night and it didn't end well!

Not a whole essay and analysis over a gif

It was a joke girl, I was perched here like everyone for the whole day. It is not that serious I promise but apologies for being an asshole I guess!

They need a scapegoat for their own tomfoolery