Ben Mawson

At least one person associated with her definitely reads here ... more or less confirmed.

Oh my Goddd someone make an emoji of Ben's face, please

It's just crazy that this always happens. Whose fault is it? Ben's? Do the high levels of tea and scones in his bloodstream affect his ability to get a handle on this shit, or what?

It's the crumpets tbh

I want ben mawson to shove garlic bread up my ass, like garlic bread straight outta the oven so it’s really hot and crispy. not just one slice of garlic bread, maybe like 10 pounds worth of garlic bread, sometimes 20 pounds. I just want his hands to be covered in garlic and I want him to shove so much garlic bread up my ass that I start to fart garlic powder

 

 

 

Reference so everyone doesn’t think I’m psycho

 

 

On second thought, maybe Lana should mind living on bread and oranges, noooooo NOOOOOOOOO!

Is this for her manager Ben Mawson?

he WISHES

 

 

 

What has been going on in here today

 

@@Ben Mawson tell Lana to pull her finger out of her ass and release the damn album before we go even more insane.

OK

I know it's crazy, but what if Ben took time to read this thread?

Of course it's only a speculation but that could also explain why Ben hates us so much.

I'm not even going to dignify this theory..

I will.

 

as if ben has time to read this crackpot website

As if!

 

Am I the only one who thinks Ben is a shitty manager?

literally everyone on this site thinks he's an awful manager

#NotAllLanaBoarders

 

I just think of those photos of that time Ben forgot Lana at a bus stop or airport for nearly two hours and she's just smoking and looks like she's on the verge of tears, we stan incompetent management!

In my defense, Dua probably needed her Grammys polished again.

God is a woman and her name is Ben Mawson!

when you try to come for me, I keep on flourishing (yeah)

If Ben reads this forum enough to send Elle passive-aggressive emails, can he kindly let his client know that her last remaining fans are tired of her bullshit and would simply like to know when she plans on releasing the album? That’s one simple fucking question. It’s not like we’re asking for anything ~*too crazy*~ like an album cover or something. But that’s because we know it will be one of Chuck’s amateur film school rejected-ass’ pictures.

Did he really send Elle emails????? lmaaaaaaao wtf Ben come here your dumbass I wanna talk

It was actually her other manager Ed, and he’s even called me too lol. So, behave you guys!! No leaks this era! x

So passive-aggressive I make Ed do it.

up ur meme game jack

 

Ben has that face your teacher pulls when you haven’t done your homework

Get down like your tutor taught you to and do it.

 

also, he's hot

Hot hot hot hot ho-oooooooooot

 

Yum yum yum yum yum

Let's discuss this: I’m delicious.

 

goddamn u

damn you.mp3

 

ben can get it tho

Right.... Like um um I need a manager but have no money, is there anything else I can persuade you with Mister Mawson? I mean, I was a farmer once upon a time

I feel like there's a haebenmawson tumblr joke in here somewhere.

 

I don't know how I really feel about Ben tbh

same tbh

 

vintage members will remember when I made a ben mawson tumblr meme page which got shut down for """bullying""" and """harassment"""

 

 

I can only assume bennyboi doesn't share my sense of humour

Idk. I think it's pretty funny I shut down your tumblr, but I could still "get it".

ben is an escaped prototype it’s not his fault he just wasn’t programmed to be able to smile it wasn’t their priority

I am programmed to smile only when my clients win Grammys.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtuoS-wB3IG/

 

him and my dad have that in common

So I have some news...

 

@@Elle can you be a doll and give these reactions of mine the emoji treatment?

me when stans ask me to release her album

where the F is Norman Rockwell??? Don’t walk away from me when I’m talking to you.

Feet don't fail me now

So proud to manage a Grammy-winning artist. It's pretty amazing that Lana and Dua now have two Grammys between them.

Prove it by enabling downloads on a track 

I doubt I remember the password anymore. I haven't been active on that account in years. Just a bodge job to send some reference tracks to a few industry folk and the guy who mixed the audio for the Premises sessions. What the devil was his name. I think he's an expat down under now.

 

He's not the real Ben if he knows Us Against The World AND the whole "adding .mp3" after the track name, that is some stan language shit i doubt lana's manager would know... also, i doubt the real ben would know hardly any of Lana's old unreleased songs. Its not like she brings them up alot and Ben doesn't get paid for knowing every detail of his artist

Whose settee do you think Lana was sleeping on when she recorded that song? I don't know every unreleased Lana song like some of you probably do, but I do have at least a passing familiarity with songs in her setlist. Also amused by the idea that someone who gets spammed by thirsty stans literally every day wouldn't know a thing or two about stan culture.

I love this time when Ben shows up here and quotes some random post about his d*** etc. and says nothing about Lana or the album.

It goes hard. Oh wait, you meant the album?

 

If that's not the real Ben Mawson, it's gotta be an incredibly dedicated troll. Like, the account was created in September 2012, so it's almost as old as LanaBoards itself, and there have been no name changes either.

Being the real Ben Mawson and being an incredibly dedicated troll are not mutually exclusive.

 

You guys realize that's not Ben's real account right

Y'all think mister Ben has enough time to be on a gay forum, I mean lanaboards, when he has dua lipa and Lana to take care of? I've gotta laugh!

You'd be surprised how much time you'd have on your hands if one of your clients stopped listening to most of your advice, but still paid you anyway. Or maybe you wouldn't. Also, I stick my twin Ed with a lot of the drudge work.

 

ben trying to tell lana to do something 

 

This guy gets it.

 

Ben Mawson please leak I Talk To Jesus

Here ya go: https://bit.ly/2WMbcDc

 

 

 

can someone please tell me if thats the real ben or not

I'm the real Ben, but then again, that's exactly what a fake Ben would say. Technically speaking, my dad is the real Ben Mawson and I'm just a half-Iranian ripoff of the original. Lana trolling is in my blood. I come by it honestly.

 

Dear Ben Mawson, quit your job

ok

 

UsAgainstTheWorld.mp3

 

okay but who are the friend's he's got on his profile?

all of them have never changed a name and haven't been on in at least two years idk boys they might be lana and crew

 

where's the conspiracy thread

 

Or I just forgot to tick the "Allow me to approve members before they're added as a friend" box when I first signed up.

 

@@Ben Mawson I'm a hole sir. And only a hole. For you. Track my IP. You know the addy.

I wont not suck you tf up. Period

Hi, a hole. 

Ben honestly needs a bong rip, a cigarette, and a 3 hour milking session. Such anger in such a small man lmao

You say this as if I haven't already tried...

 

i volunteer for the milking session 

 

 

WTF LMFAOOOOO just for that I hope she has an orgy of COLLABS  SOME1 FOCKING CALL HER MANAGER

new phone who dis

 

For those of you who think I am reading a script or being paid by Ben Mawson to divert the fandom's attention away from Hillsong's past or the Israel controversy, you are wrong. I love miss Lana Del Rey and applaud her for all her upcoming success.

venmoed you

 

who actually runs this account LMFAO

Its got to be a dad with these jokes

Maja doesn't think I'm funny either.

if you guys date ben he will dump you for another dua lipa ! watchout

I got new rules I count 'em

1. Don't date Ben Mawson

 

then her and her manager acts really passive agressive and unproffesional towards us, like wtf

whatever

 

Ben her manager didn’t like it so shes redoing it. Hence the delay

Yeah, I just couldn't get it up for that.

 

Ben Mawson and Lana visiting @@Eclipse 's house after lying twinks on instagram frame him for leaking NFR in hopes the album gets released early

 

Wait, which one of us is Big Bird? I'm so confused...

 

cheers to the DM we're going to get from Ben in about an hour

as long as its a nude

bitch I saw your comment

Bitch I saw it too. 

 

LB when Ben called us rabid: 

We just want the fuckin' truth

 

@@Eclipse sweetie im so sorry

 

 

i hope ben breaks into your UK flat and demolishes your cheap heels and riddens your life with endless lawsuits for distress and idiocy

You're within the jurisdiction of the UK now? Interesting.

 

Ben only acts like he hates us online but in real life he seems nice

Yeah this guy is far gone. Ben is probably keeping an eye on him

 

 

@@Ben Mawson i have so many great ideas for lana on her upcoming adventure and journey through the riggedy and tumultous terrain of musical stardom, acclaim, legacy, and legend and let me tell u sir i won't let u nor miss del rey down beause my isead are some of the most perfect most best most refined most categorically correct and skinny nd make perfect sense and i can't wait to tell u all on my own free time and your own spare time when i can and yosemite is the first step in world domination as it's one of her best songs and i personally think she needs a rightful kicker off kickstart jumpstart boogeywoogeymandamnbamndamn single to launch herself into her sixth or seventh or even eighth or maybe even ninth era if she decides that route is best for her the music the fan the music and the mountain sierra terrain of yosemite and happystne valley in concordia i mean california hahaha my badi made types typoes sometimes anyways so with yosemite i think we have something really good on own our two hands and fourty five feet here because let me tell you sir yosemite to me is something so great ever since she announced it on a radio bbc or beats 1 radio show on the radio when she premired and debuted her megasmash hit lust for life featuring abel aka the weekend in april 17th 2017 and how that looks so beautiful on paper with the reoccuring 7s, you know what also has seven letters? not yosemite, but that has eight so it's okay and we still love stan and support it and how ever since then she also mentioned i ain't no candle in the wind in the V magazine interview with fellow witchy sisters stevie nicks who also had appeared into the hit TV show for the gays american horror story apocalypse in several episodes with fellow costar stevie nicks and i feel like that cirucmvented concentrated yet no pulp witch power really helped shape and manifest yosemite which is why i kill 2 goats every week and sacarafice an blasphemous lanaboards member 1ce evry month to keep myself and other people humble as i wittle down the populous and population and community and general locale into greatness for her magnum opus and best song ever, yosemite. and from there yosemite yosemite will possibly begin her rightful true right reign under lana del lord god el rey yosemigod yogodmeti godsemite whatever u might call it because i for one believe it to be true and the world is so beautiful and the yosemite valley is so beautiful and you should check it out sometime i've never checked it out in my entire life but i truly think it's one of the most greatest and magnificent places in the entirey of american elgislature and worldivews are so much different on that side of town and only thoe with the right mind like amelia aerheart and charlie chuck chicken grant really command the attention of the willowing mountains and singing airwaves as it vibrates through the terra and the mounds making sweet layers of organic architecture allowing the spawned flowerbeds to flow their seed through the leaves and singular grass nodules tossing scented airation and purity into every corner square inch of nose and foot radius within the many many many miles that take up the federal land and yosemite as a song is this nice folky ballad in high pitch and vocal excellence that nothing else can compare to and the lyrics talk about a relationship mvig through time like a time moves through time or an era moves through time ad we can see time and time and time again that time withers into dust but the memories are forever standing if you're willing to hold them close to your heart because memories and moments and expereiecnes change and leave us as we grow taller stronger better faster stronger with more willpower and love and light and peace and faith and purity and love and lust and benevolence and vigor in our hearts as we grow older and those memories stay with us if you allow them to and so the memories are always with you and me and us and every fan within the stratosphere above beneath and beside the table mesas of arizona through the creeks of montana and the buffalo of norman rockwell painting and design fleet into the americana atmosphere and painting composition found within many great pop culture artworks and as we can see nobody has ever done such referential works of musical theory and reference and theory crafting towards something so great so blue and so beautiful as yosemite valley for it truly is lana's best song and if it is given a video of greatest and highest and fliest and best proportions it will esteem and torch lana's legacy into the pits of heaven and peaks of hell and lighten the entire limbo of mortal coils and space and void between the two arch nemesis layers of dimensial ever more and ever lasting forever, for yosemite and it's children and i will lead it into forevermore and forever tandem with the best works of art by the best men and women and the best animals and the best architectural periods of time as we fly to great new hieghts in the faith that nobody can ever dare stop me for the love is the biggest beating and greatest force in all of time and that love if you let yourself love something so much you will intrinsically begin to manifest ever more love for it and nobody can ever tell you otherwise and yosemite is truly that for me and with her new era being en route if yosemite isn't on norman fucking rockwell i highly implore you to ler lana del rey elizabethian grant set my child yosemite free into the world, into the space, into the forseeable and unseeable universe among past present future present future past past future past past past peresent and present in the now to let it's glowing tendrils replace the popular sockets of craniums and eyeballs and let the damned reach hell and the blessed reach heaven as it is truly the savior of times as my name is salvatore and it is truly the savior of yosemite as my prophecy is currently being fulfilled as each gruesome day without my blessed beautiful baby lives among the theoretical airspace in lana's head never physically manifesting itself infront of my very tearful eyes 

 

amen, bless yosemite.

This is a longer, more self-indulgent rant than the "Ride" monologue, Tropico, or the "Venice Bitch" outro. Jesus.

 

Ben's my bottom daddy

 

i want to spam him untill him give me some dick pics of him thats would be fine u kno

So who's gonna take one for the team and milk Ben? He has a wife right? She wouldn't mind

righttt???????? our minds

i bet he's big

With your big eyes, and your bi-i-ig...

 

I wanna suck his dick...

@BenMawson :lolliney: :lolliney: :lolliney: :lolliney: :lolliney:

Not everyone taking turns milking the manager

@BenMawson

 

I love how we’re all so bored and thirsty for news that yall’re talking about Ben’s dick

anal

If Ben is aware of me he probably hates me.

The blame mostly should be put on her Manager's for booking the show in the first place. They must of seen the backlash Lorde or even Radiohead had for instance.

This. Are they that stupid ?¨After all the backlash Lorde and Radiohead got last year. This whole controverse could be so easily prevented.

Apparently.

i think ben mawson has read my comments here and relayed them to Lana and by basic analysis within her first day in the public eye I can decipher that the t-shirt is vindictive to the fact Lana is personally out to get me and myself alone by flaunting that dreaded word of happiness and serenity during these dark times in the US for the sole goal of driving me insane in hopes i stop bitching about a song she's probably put on a USB for safe keeping and spilled coffee and her chipotle order on

 

thank you

Actually it was Qdoba