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i actually don't think this song exists outside of what we have actually heard and was probably intended as an interlude or intro ala 13 beaches 'i dont belong in the world' i would DIE if she fleshed it out into a full track though

howlee sheetttt the soundcheck audio is fvcking GORGEOUSSS baffled she even rememered it existed tbh

i sing the MFFFF body electric

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also farrrr too late for a preorder if it is the 13th. if anything, it would probably be a preorder. her label would not let that slide

do not move too much this happens almost every era

whore-ders would keep a 1 second 5kbps .mp3 of lana farting if it meant feeling an ounce of self importance

even as a lq leak it is still incredible zodiac truthers we rose and conquered

got mine refunded last time because the rusted metal inside cut my fingers she can keep it

if she WAS by some miracle following the uv/hm release tl where she announces exactly 1 month before, the last possible date would be the 29th august for a 29th september release but i hate to be a debby downer and want to add there is a less that 0.1% chance of this album still coming i’m afraid

8/10 it’s cute but i’m sorry to this lady idk who she is

8/10 -2 points because it could be a tinnnyyy bit shorter but otherwise gawjus

still cant believe how insanely good this record is and how well it has aged. listening to the instrumentals and it’s just so gorgeous i remember my first listen walking along the beach where i was living at the time and my god... what a moment. the emotions of it all henny our girl still has it in her a decade later and the fact she remembered how to do orchestral sweet HIT the grants HIT title track HIT every other song HIT

brave to assume she cares tbh bc lana:

mind you half of the people giving her hate for working with him go feral for kimberly petras they just want to hate on katy lol

because she has been an easy target for online trolls & 'news' sites for clicks since witness. if it was any other girl the lashings wouldn't be nearly as hard. it’s really sad tbh

the 'blue banisters was lazy' crowd would have aneurysms

absolutely devo'd because i’m in munich seeing adele whilst the merch pop-up is literally in the city i live in and we could (defo wont) get a lasso tease

yeah i’m so sorry diet pepsi is a HIT like my god... sing for us again godison rae!

and then follows up with an absolute hit (bad thing)

7000 pages on charliboards

imagine this wins her a grammy.. but oh wow what a moment