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PORTALS is not as bad as I thought it was. I was completely thrown off first few listens. The album could've been much better in many ways but it's listenable I guess.. It's the only new album this year that I feel like listening to, idk if that's saying much 

4 hours ago, PARADIXO said:

Ugh, she looked absolutely INSANE at Coachella!!!!!

 

 

 

And the drone show she had? Wow

She looks amazing yes! It’s too bad cuz her pretentious ass strictly forbid any livestream or recording of her set. Would’ve been nice to watch 

3 hours ago, missanthrophocene said:

 

yup yup this is so astonishing and pleasing visually and sonically  

If the MOTS video isn't anything like this I don't want it 

Well now we know what happened after she posted this clip 

3 minutes ago, rancidgirl said:

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY SAID THIS LIKE A MONTH AGO but im going to believe the water transition between faerie and light shower is her peeing

Let's just run with the idea that LIGHT SHOWER is about Oliver and Mel pissing and ejaculating in each others mouths 

1 minute ago, rancidgirl said:

ewww i just had a vision

 

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normal is melanie

italic is oliver

 

melanie and oliver r kissing

h-hey melanie

yeah what?

can i tell you something...

of course angel baby boy moon cycle whats up?

i-i like when girls p... p...

like when girls what?

p-pee...

she gasps

omg ur so freaky lol...

are y-you gonna do it

she drinks all the water she sees

 

LIGHT SHOWER starts playing 

32 minutes ago, 320kbps said:

ya know i do love this record but why does she mention piss so much lmfao

maybe Oliver Tree has a piss kink 

Faerie Soirée really turned into her most lifeless song ever 

I’m sorry but even those rough demos recorded for Portals sound better than this crap. You all probably know the reason why 
 

We need to lock her in a studio with K&OL until she learns her lesson for scrapping mostly everything she’s worked on with them because this isn’t working for me unfortunately. I want to obsess over this album like I did with Cry Baby but ofc questionable choices like these always ruin music for me. We’re in 2023 ffs, there’s no excuse for certain songs to sound like that 

I just really hope she pays attention to how her music sounds next time around and actually LISTENS to the feedback she’s getting. She’s always been a control freak, and ofc everyone who works with her actively support that, so idfk. I just want her music to sound the best it can at this point.. 

Sorry for the little rant, that’s exactly how I’ve been feeling this past week. Still love her as an artist tho! 

That q&a was wack. Literally so many unanswered questions. Why doesn’t she just take her time doing this while she has the opportunity to do so?

Yea.. I still think the mixing on this album is really off. It’s definitely apparent while listening to the vinyl, her vocals are kind of all over the place in volume?

Anyone have a US link for the TR vinyl? 

31 minutes ago, Cherry Blossom said:

Does anyone know what the black platform shoes are called that Charli wears in the You’re The One Video? They’re also in the TR album photoshoot  I want a pair so bad but can’t find any that look like that anywhere, any idea on where I can get them or something similar? 

Buffalo London Rising Towers! I have two pairs of these 

2 hours ago, evalionisameme said:

I still wonder who told her these lyrics were a good idea
 

push your p**** into your mouth choke on your doubt’

 

Maybe one day she caught Oliver Tree performing autofellatio on himself and thought it would be clever to write about it. The only reasonable explanation I can think of atm 

31 minutes ago, evalionisameme said:

She still makes baby noises in this album and has the references though, I’m confused why people think it’s a big divergence thematically 

What were you expecting exactly? There are so many artists who use similar themes throughout each album cycle, including Lana. So like.. what’s so terrible about her doing it as well? Y’all are never gonna be happy with anything she does if it doesn’t match your specific expectations of her 

11 minutes ago, Party Favor said:

I know Oliver tree is punching the air, sobbing, sliding down a wall over this album doing well 

 and snorting powder 

Wait… Portals is finally starting to grow on me  

Can someone just attempt a better mixed version of Portals at some point. It'll make me actually wanna listen to this album 

Tunnel Vision demo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Final

 I don't like the mixing 

2 hours ago, bluebanesters said:

 Bjork song is better than the full portals..

Go stream her music then, barely anyone else is at this point 

Lana stans are literally obsessed with her in the most condescending way. Seeing all these meltdowns on Twitter and other forums gave me second hand embarrassment 

57 minutes ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

well it's definitely a signature.. glad my cd is here though  

She wrote a few squiggles then called it a day lol

This better not be true 

Praying that Atlantic doesn’t approve her film budget so we can get more videos 

a few Cry Baby songs came on shuffle and it makes me kinda sad how better produced/mixed they are compared to whats on PORTALS