American Whore

i read this as "psychotic anus" and i ugly cackled during the distorted vocal part of billie's born blue

on a realer note, imagine if lana did release lasso under may jailer and nobody knew like it just sat quietly on some website like bandcamp and we didn't check if that ever happens where lana drops an album under another name, can we keep the posts/threads about it to a minimum so articles don't write about it and it doesn't spread all over socials? because as soon as it hits twitter, some twat will make 48 articles about it like they did mariah carey

she said she doesn't know her oop

I just got off a call from May Jailer and she said she's returning this year after she steals Lana's laptop to put the album out under her name. "Nothing's registered, so it could be mine. We sound similar so" and she laughed. She said she's married now and is excited to see how her album rollout goes when it happens. She might even send it to some Execs this year before putting it on bandcamp

i'm curious if she'd want to do a double drop again. maybe delay it, drop lasso in march and then a few months later drop something else totally different to take attention from lasso. it sounds like she's not entirely sure about the country sound but she's still proud of the album. i wonder if she's scared of bad press about it, even if she says she doesn't care anymore. especially being compared to beyoncé's country album which we all know it inevitably would be. she even said she'd continue doing her little nancy sinatra thing every now and then so it makes me think we'll still hear those vocals and sounds we want eventually

im pretty sure @Elle asked her like 2 weeks ago if it's still coming and she said it was

i think when she says "american songbook style" it'll be laid back, more acoustic. makes me think of may jailer immediately we're getting sirens 2.0

beyonce, post malone, someone else but idk who

i just saw this but will be looking through it tomorrow. thank you for this!!!!

this is so lizzy coded oh my fucking god. it's giving the trailer park video hairstyle but with 2011 hair color

when lasso is 1.5 hours, 14 tracks of pure fucking white noise... then what

omg maybe something's gonna happen soon

yes u are

lana can make friends with fucking anyone i swear

for some reason Taylor's song I Can Fix Him sounds like something from Blue Banisters. she even tries doing some of the lower register Lana would sometimes use. it's weird listening to it. i guess my point is that that's how i expect Lana's "country" to be. something similar to Taylor's song. it doesn't sound super country or yeehaw in anyway, except maybe very small parts of the instrumental. i think lana's idea of country won't be what we're thinking

oh well

it sucks when you have a parent situation like this. i feel it, i've lived through it with my mom. i get why lana wouldn't want to talk about her much if at all and when she does, she censors it. i totally get it

watch the second album just be the album but in reverse tracklist order like kendrick's damn

why are they screaming monica??

i fucking hate bartender at this point lmao it's such a snooze

i don't think it's strict, nobody lives right there where hangout is so maybe not i just assume with festivals there's a curfew

let's keep pretending they don't exist

what's wrong with this boone guy? also, she only has what, half an hour left?

there's already a video on insta from lanaclique

someone needs to purchase him a new iphone not an iphone from 2009 or whatever he has