Dark Angel

do you guys have any song requests? i'm a spellbinding & eclectic performer & songwriter!

don't worry, i don't have covid... i live in the year 2008, & it's covid-19, not covid-08

ME & MY LIZZY GRANT GIRLS!!! @Super Movie @the ocean @Alison by Slowdive

waiting for my lizzy grant girls...

yes! i'd like you all to meet the amazing david kahne! he produced my new album! he's so talented!

AND NOW... HERE TO PERFORM HER NEW ALBUM... SET FOR RELEASE NEXT VALENTINE'S DAY... & EXPECTED TO SELL 10 TRILLION COPIES... THE ONE & ONLY LIZZY GRANT!!! YEW CALL ME LAVENDER! YEW CALL ME SUNSHINE! YEW SAID TAKE IT OOOOOFFF! BAYBEH TAKE IT OFF!

i told ya'll i have 20 million impersonators there can only be one

WHEN A RANDOM TROLL PERFORMS YES TO HEAVEN (CHEMTRAILS TOPANGA FAKE SNIPPET THAT WEBSITE VERSION)

I HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED... HERE IS MY LEWK! i purchased the outfit from a pawn shop (where i also pawned my metal flower earrings in 2005!) the cashier said the outfit actually belonged to jayne mansfield in the 1940s, but i'm starting to think he's lying, because the fabric is ridiciously cheap & it has a faint stench of week-old fermented hot dogs which just so happen to be from my record label "coney island hot dogs"...

i would've invited my boyfriend steven mertens but he's busy mixing & mastering my demo tape

hey... how did you hear "so legit"? i've had the .mp3 file collecting dust in my garageband files... nobody was suppose to hear it...

i'm going back to coney island & i'll be writing crop circles in the sand of the beaches so i can source songwriting inspiration from the aliens

what do you mean there won't be any a-listers? i'm performing & i wrote mermaid motel so i'm automatically beyond the a-list

oh! the chateau marmont! i mentioned that hotel in my song titled "elvis"! i get weird dreams at night that in the year 2018 it will be randomly used in a documentary, how intriguing!

boom...clap...? by charli xcx? i thought she was a waitress, i didn't know she was going to perform...

i've found my way out of that cornfield & now i'm very close by... but i've decided to take a 1-second nap because i'm totally exhausted... i found this really cute resting spot! it reminds me of coney island!

is she? i'm announcing my album titled "nevada" featuring my pulitzer-nominated internationally & intergalactically successful hit singles "kill kill" & "yayo" available on itunes & myspace on valentine's day, 2009

OMG... i was navigating this cornfield & making progress when all of the sudden a grizzly bear tried to poop on me! i have to run away! he's very angry & he likes to poop on iconic people! hopefully i'll come out of this without a scratch or a speck of poop...

it was me, she discovered my powers & traveled back in time to 2004 & she stabbed me while i was serving coke & fries at the drive-in, she has been transported back to 2022 & will be facing the consequences of her actions

omg... i crashed my motorcycle & now i'm in the middle of this cornfield... hopefully i can find my way out & arrive at the lipster's on time...

i'll be on my way! i've been practicing riding motorcycles so i can arrive at the lipster's awards in chic & lemonade motorcycle heaven-esque style! i've gotta wear my helmet so i don't accidentally bruise my entire face... it's cool to be safe!

i look fucking FIERCE! when i arrive it will be so powerful we'll travel back in time millions of years when the earth still inhabited dinosaurs

well that must've been one of my 20 million impersonators because i haven't even stepped outside my trailer yet...

almost ready... i'm going to serve infinitely expanding universe space & time psychic right between heaven & hell catholic psychedelic synth folk marilyn monroe nancy sinatra burger king realness...

lizzy grant doesn't know the boundaries of time, i've heard the prehistoric animals could faintly hear the sweet, nostalgic sounds of axl rose husband, bentley, gramma (blue ribbon sparkler trailer heaven), & wayamaya in the distance as they roamed pangaea