Dark Angel

what the hell is that?

very understandable, i can imagine, you're very lucky your ears didn't start to melt off like the wicked witch of the west!

i'm living for your bejeweled saphhire hearing-aid!

wow, joan, your skin has improved so much ever since you stopped using formaldehyde

CONGRATULATIONS WINNERS!

i'm going to make a dress out of all of my past and present trophies when i get back to my mobile home like i'm spencer shay from icarly getting creative or something!

you can have some of mine! (i'm sure that's not correct cigarette terminology but i don't actually smoke lol)

perhaps i should dance in that glass... oh, beyonce stole my frickin' idea of dancing in a champagne glass just like she stole my line!

CONGRATULATIONS EMBACH! DESERVED!

STATUS UPDATER! THANK YOU SO MUCH! i'm happy you all appreciate my love for lyrics and cute text symbols

GROUP PICTURE!

since we've seen an uprise of AI at the lipsters, our regular waitresses melanie martinez and marina diamondis were replaced with sophia the robot! my performance must've snatched her wig...

huh...

just spotted this in the bathroom while trying to touch up my lip-liner... i'm telling you, DO NOT CONSUME PLASTIC!

oh... that fake plastic pie isn't sitting good... i don't feel right... perhaps a gold trophy will help me feel better...

here i sit, waiting for the show to begin while rubbing a random man's head...

why are you guys talking the ocean? i recorded that with my ex-boyfriend steven mertens in 2007 and it later became kill kill

may i suggest oil of olay cream? i've been using it since i was young and haven't aged since!

joan, sweetheart, i'm not sure the formeldhyde is working for you anymore...

can't wait to randomly show up in the middle of july so i can perform for the dust particles floating around in the air!

CERTAINLY not ms. lizzy woolridge grant

not as scandalous as only having some cheap plastic flowers covering you up!

perhaps next year i shall go for folk and perform my extremely coveted never-before-heard-except-for-potato-quality-snippets-from-picosong-rest-in-peace-picosong! 2006 masterpiece that never was... joan and bobby!

nobody told me i couldn't get back on the stage! i will perform the demo version as it's even more elusive and haunting... a surf noir odyssey...

i'm just simply LOVING the plastic toy chocolate pie ordered off of temu... i can feel the toxic little microplastic bits entering my gastrointestinal system already!