PerwinkleDreams

I was hoping for something with lyrical substance that actually paints a cohesive story. I'm glad we got HTD on the way, cause that's the closest thing yet this era.

Honestly after this era I kinda feel like Lana prepared us to not care anymore. I think I'd be okay with a 5 - 6 year hiatus. She'll come back with loads of stories and melodies and we'll be happy, she'll be happy, everyone will be happy. I feel like Lana wants more from life, and we want more from Lana, especially after this whole I don't give a fuck I do what I do I'll lie and I don't care attitude. I think it would be healthy for her and us. I see no downside. Maybe she'll release the unreleased tracks in HQ as a 10 years after BTD Golden anniversary album or something, along with a DVD of never before seen interviews, all the footage chick filmed, behind the scenes of many beloved music videos, a couple hour long HD concerts, and a few never before heard gems like The Good Life, I Talk To Jesus, Yosemite, Life Is Beautiful, etc. I'm honestly down with the whole idea, even though I know some of you would die from heartbreak.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XDY5woA1xxU

This just in - Lana is adding trap beats to every song, switching all the verses with choruses and adding Stevie Nicks and The Weeknd as a feature to every song!

https://youtu.be/JAIaGH4RAxg

Ok but it's actually a good sauce and I understand why Lana loves it there's so much flavor to it and it leaves a nice taste! But yeah we're discussing pasta sauce

If you start the sauce out with vodka, then yes the alcohol gets burned. But if you put the vodka in at the end, then yes there's hella alcohol in it. Depends on how she makes it, either way she's still loves the taste of vodka.

And lizzy grant killed both with get free so who cares

And it's a penne ala vodka meat sauce, and then she has a green smoothie with it and tells her friends she's still a vegan who doesn't consume alcohol

"Venice Bitch litera-" Me:

Maybe I'm serious No but seriously if I read "Venice Bitch is *insert plain jane adjective here*" one more time I'm gonna have an aneurysm. Like can people at least say what they like about it? Like is it the guitar? The vocal delivery? How do you feel about the lyrics? Is it the breakdown? Is it the aliens attacking noises at the end? Like there's so much more to say that "Venice Bitch is amazing" and just repeating yourself everyday I think it's the fact that every other album had a cohesive sound, and Lust For Life just feels like a cluster fuck of concepts. The songs are all good alone, but together it's like a pizza and ice cream smoothie. I don't want that shit together

I feel like we're not getting our message across enough. We need 60 posts a day about Venice Bitch in here, doesn't matter if it's new stuff, you could just repeat that "Venice Bitch saved me and is amazing" it checks out. Also I feel like the gays aren't getting it. Maybe you we should start PMing members too? Just insult them and call them deaf that'll work. I just feel like we need to say it more, like really make it get old ya know? Like rub it in people's faces till the member numbers drop on lanaboards. I believe in us! Now everyone get your daily repetitive recycled Venice Bitch mantras ready and don't forget to @ people and say they're stupid and that it's just your opinion and that it doesn't matter that every third post on this thread is "Venice Bitch is *insert positive adjective*' I believe in you sisters!

Is this a new Lana poem?

Beep beep muthafucka! Jk no I'm not that famous legend sadly girl me and that bitch used to fightttttttt ugh those were the days

https://youtu.be/jo06GbBTvRk

Mods: please keep this thread strictly about news and NFR So since we talked about colors, sounds, and flavors, I guess we could talk about what chemical feeling our body produces listening to the singles...

I mean you're not wrong. The longer this drought goes on the more meta this convo will become until NFR thread becomes a new word on this form for mess

Lana releases song called Shamwow Cava Shamwow Caca Stans: this literally is so beautiful and you're a fucking retarded deaf asshole who was only born because the cum from your mom's ass was too watery and leaked into her loose cunt if you don't think so Shamwow Caca Haters: this literally is so disgusting and you're a fucking retarded deaf asshole who was only born because the cum from your mom's ass was too watery and leaked into her loos cunt if you don't think so Positive Warriors: *ignores what the Shamwow Caca stan said* I can't believe the negative people say such disgusting things this is so horrible no wonder Lana doesn't want to release music anymore you should be ashamed this place is so negative Random person who shows up once a month: just let people do what they want lmao who cares if they're being aggressive and ruining the thread with garbage? I'm never here so doesn't bother me! Person who thinks they're better than everyone: lock this thread. You guys are all lowlifes Me: can we not just express ourselves like normal people... Like when your teacher asks for your opinion do you tell her she's a deaf cunt for not agreeing? Shamwow Caca Stan: i don't give a fuck it's her best song and lust for life sucked and aka sucked and uv sucked and hm sucked and btd sucked and pe sucked and next year when she releases a new album I'm going to say Shamwow Caca sucks because I like to hop on the new train Shamwow Caca Stan #2: @Peroxide I literally never see any Shamwow Caca stan say anything hateful... It's only the haters! BTD stan: can everyone calm tf down you're all so dramatic and complain too much...

Urban????????????????????????????? you mean classical right...... Like sis that's not urban.....

Hey if they make me into a robot and that's all it says I ain't mad at it but daddy eclipse? Why would I ever say that

Everyone is though The aggressive positive and negative I was simply trying to point out the hypocrisy taking place on both sides for trying to call out the other when a good 60% of us are a fucking mess. I hope it doesn't come off as me trying to start a fight though, I'm just tired of seeing both sides being so aggressive like Jesus it's just a fucking album we're not talking about the cure to cancer or helping starvation lmfao

I just wish we could all have a conversation without putting eachother down nor acting a fool. I mean yes that is a way to express yourself, but is it the right way? No. You shouldn't feel the need to put others down in order to validate your own opinion. I know I'm not anywhere close to perfect, but I try and fix my faults and explain myself in a way that people can actually understand where I'm coming from. Of course it won't change, it's just a weird dichotomy to have people saying "this board is too fucking positive fuck this era and everyone who likes it all the songs are shit" and "this era is the best fucking thing ever fuck anyone who doesn't like it all these songs are better than anything she's ever made". It's just such an aggressive approach, especially when trying to persuade people to agree with you. I don't think spitting in people's faces with your opinions necessarily will win any debate. Like you said, yes it's the way people express themselves, but they would have much more success in trying to get people to see their point of view if they actually held up a conversation rather than going for low blows and just so hateful, whether it's positive hateful or negative hateful both are just as bad. I guess it's just been a while since I was banned and when I was active here everyone actually had real opinions and respect for eachother. It's just crazy how fast it changed

Really? I only see "positive people" lashing out at people for speaking their actual opinion that's seen as negative. I just think everyone honestly should just stay in their lane, myself included. If it's too negative, be positive. I just wish we could all speak freely on how WE feel, whether that be negative or positive, without any sort of backlash. The only thing I dislike is the extremes like Someone overly positive: this song literally blessed me and my unborn child it's so amazing and whoever doesn't like it is deaf and stupid and needs to leave this board Like if you wanna be positive about something, instead of being this overly fake whatever the heck, why not say: I am so excited! This song is so good! I like it because this this this, and this this this compliments this this this. I think it's really cool that she did this this this. Like no one positive truly backs up their opinion, except for saying it's a godsend or that it's holy and that everyone who doesn't like it is stupid. As for the negative people, I don't much enjoy: This era is fucking trash! Fuck Lana, fuck hope, fuck everyone who likes it. The lyrics are trash! When you can simply say: You know I'm not really too big on this era. I don't enjoy Hope because this this this, I think she could have added this this this or done this this this. I do however enjoy this this this. I don't know, I just think the conversation usually gets too childish on both sides, the negative and the positive, and no one has the linguistic skills to back up or explain their opinions in a mature way. It really just makes the board shitty, but on both sides, not just one.

We love a hypocrite who complains about complain!