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That literally sounds like an autotuned bebe rexha fembot trying to put on a Lana accent tho...

Who tf is that autotuned fembot? Cause that's not my Lana banana Unless it's been sped up, autotuned to shit, and sampled from an unheard song

The only title we made up is In Your Car though Happiness Is A Butterfly, Cinnamon and How To Disappear were all confirmed by Lana, unless her dumbass decides to pull a Sylvia Plath and change all the titles to long ones that suck Amy Winehouse is still part of our generation minus the fact that she passed on, so no, that doesn't say songwriter of our generation

She just looks extremely pastey white, that with the juxtaposition of being bare foot and being in a 5 year olds first dress they wore to church with a messy beehive just screams down south in the mud to me. I don't know

Imagine LFL topping this era in terms of new songs and delivery? whew

I honestly would be so disappointed The album better be 20 tracks by now Lana still sings? Damn it's been years. I thought she was like an instagram influencer or something

I'm glad you noticed

What part? The "yeah ah ah, ah, ye ah ah ah ah ah" part? Also I'm not that good at editing haha @@HoneymoonDaddy is better, but I guess just some simple autotune with a heavy echo would work? Again Im not quite sure what part you're talking about Talking is an art, and it's our HOBBY Elle & Yung are workaholics, When we wanna party

Exactly there's something for everyone on it Like me, I'm a Cinnamon stan

I thought it was gonna be an audio from a gay porn saying suck my dick cause of the whole bj rumour

Imagine if she released one cohesive album with three good music videos, with magazine covers and interviews in between

Lana finally knowing people in LA and showing Interscope the list of managers, producers, artists, talent scouts, etc. that will leave with her if they don't stop bothering her for a release date

Yeah I'm all about being a robot in the right key HoneymoonDaddy likes multiple vocals It's good by the way sis!!

I don't think we hate it, I just think it's a joke because Lana's obsessed with it like a crazy girl

When people try to snitch on you to Elle for speaking out of topic in one post, yet all they do is come on here everyday & spam the thread with the same four old crunchy sentences, even though Elle made it VERY apparent that being off topic and spamming the thread are just as bad as eachother "Where is NFR" "Lana is lazy" "Venice Bitch is that song" "I swear if we don't get this album soon"

Oop *clutches pearls*

Can you learn the English language before you try and come for me?

I mean I can make kraft dinner and call myself a professional chef. We can all call ourselves many things. I'm just used to people giving themselves titles as such when they've perfected their craft, not just like someone making a bowl of cereal and being a chef or someone writing the first thought that came to their mind and being a poet. I guess that's how things work nowadays but I don't necessarily think it's a good thing. I just think living in the snowflake generation, everyone thinks they can be and do whatever they want, and I mean you can, but that doesn't mean you're good at it, it just means you're hard headed and could be wasting your time doing something. But eh, if Lana wants to call herself a poet just because it fulfills some glutinous desire inside of her that first wanted to be a song writer then wanted to be a singer, and is truly never fulfilled seeing as she keeps trying to be all these things and she still isn't happy, I mean go for it Oh I was just expressing the fact that you sounded like a fucking bitch haha that's all And I wouldn't talk about irrelevant if I were you sweetie, when the title so effortlessly is yours to be crowned

Same. I've baked cupcakes before, I've hammered a painting into a wall, I've wrote a poem rhyming blue and you. Just call me head chef architect poet man Lana is not a poet as much as the gays want her to be. She's a song writer whose writing poems. That's it. She can bring Jesus back from the dead but that won't change the fact that she's messy, she's a liar, and her era is taking 7+ months

I don't think being a bitch pays either tho lmao I think it's time we realize the pre release thread should have never been opened in the first place and we should be using the pre pre release thread but it got locked so

Exactly! I want her to come out with a smokey cool jazz album. I think working with Mark Ronson would be great for her! I mean Back To Black was a GREAT album, and I know Lana is far from sounding like Amy and they don't even really live in the same worlds musically, but where Amy was very 60s jazz, Lana is moreso 20s -30s jazz. I think it'd be great! Not that I'm not excited for folk indie pop del rey aka NFR, but if LDR7 was straight up jazz with Lana's flare it would be her most serious album to date and I think would do very good with fans along with critics, and probably would get her a Grammy cause the Grammys love jazz. It'd be amazing

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Yeah i doubt she's pregnant But honestly if she is, I think it'd be better for her to have a kid from a sperm bank. I don't want what happened to Britney to happen to her. Kevin Federline makes 20,000$ a month off Britney, and just last year asked for more luckily the judge said no but yeah I don't want our girl paying buttloads to some wannabe rapper/singer. We all know she ain't got the best taste in men but she probably are taco bell last night and was bloated from like a spicy bean