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PerwinkleDreams

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  1. What I don't understand is if she doesn't want to wait for Interscope she can literally use tunecore or another service to put out the album without Interscope and it'll still be on her Spotify and iTunes page and she can set the pricing and she'll actually be paid more seeing as Interscope will be cut out of the loop. As for promotion, she can just get Ben to book a couple interviews, do a couple live tv performances and Interscope will literally shit themselves because they'll regret not greenlighting it. Gotta fight the man!
  2. I feel really bad for her cause I can see the signs that she wants to find her people badly and that she feels lost and will grab hold of anyone who gives her attention. I used to be like that once upon a time and I had like 5 different friend groups in a matter of 4 years and by the looks of it Lana has been doing the same so I wish her luck and hope they drop her soon, because we all know they're going to have a falling out. Those girls literally scream situational friends
  3. Okay I'm still over her and mad at her but some stupid part of me is like "OMG SURPRISE RELEASE THANK U LANA YAYYYY" but I'm going to keep that part under wraps lmao, but hopefully it is a surprise release
  4. Imagine flying your new fake bitchy instagram friends that you've only known for less than 6 months on a private jet and letting your lovely band who loves you and has been playing with you for almost 7 years fly coach. Like literally the people who gave you new song ideas (cruel world, pretty when you cry) and invited you to sing at their birthday (when she sang cry me a river don't remember if it was a birthday or a party of theirs or something) like that's low-key very bitchy and rude....
  5. I'm having my spring depression where I realize that everything is melting and the sun is out but that I'm still depressed with or without the sun and grass and that everything sucks (I usually have four a year, one for every beginning of the season ) and honestly it'd be a great time for NFR to be released Where are you Miss Lana Banana (also don't think I don't realize seasonal depression isn't supposed to last all year long but I ain't fixing it so that's that on that )
  6. I want a setlist like: Mariner's Apartment Complex Sad Girl Heroin Blue Velvet Without You The Other Woman Summer Bummer Venice Bitch Diet Mountain Dew Religion Hope Is A Dangerous Thing Salvatore Bel Air Tomorrow Never.Came This Is What Makes Us Girls 24 Get Free Best American Record Mind you, it's messy af but she literally never sings these songs and they deserve to be sung
  7. Or at least pre record some live vocals so you can lip sync and it seems real, like sell it to us mama
  8. We need to hear her sing without that shit playback and something that's not in the BTD catalog cause it's been 6 years of the same fucking setlist
  9. If this album isn't 16 - 18 tracks considering we've heard more than half of it and it's been ready since December, she can literally throw it into the nearest ocean and become a full time poet for all I care
  10. Lana being edgy? I've got to laugh! This is the same girl who changed the UV music video plot. Miss Rey is a calm mature lady who likes eating thesauruses with her matcha tea in the morning and writing about how she feels being famous. Edginess has left the chat She's pregnant with Jack's baby and it's going to pop out of the womb with a nine inch nose, prescription glasses and a scary smile
  11. Yeah all I'm looking forward to is the songs and even then, I should have never listened to the snippets I only did cause I thought that meant the album was coming soon
  12. I don't know about y'all but never was I as disappointed with that era as am with this one
  13. Mariah does more with her promo, eras and tours, plus she sings and dances, writes all of her songs and even creates the melodies, all while being recognized as a highly sought after songwriter. Plus she has two kids, and she's been in the game for almost 30 years. Oh and she lives in LA. So Lana doesn't really have an excuse when people say shes a songwriter. Mimi is a songwriter, composer and co producer who manages to take care of two kids in LA and still have fun and live a life. Lana's just.... lazy
  14. Omfg I forgot about BAR imagine living in the alternate timeline where Born To Die, Ultraviolence, Honeymoon and Lust For Life are called God Bless America, Black Beauty, Music To Watch Boys To and Best American Record That shit spooky
  15. At this point in my trust, I don't even think Lana Del Rey is her real name anymore
  16. you deadass wanna bet, cause sis I'm downloading the leaked zip a week before and that's where that ends Yeah I'm not throwing my money at this mess just to solidify the thought in Lana's head that she can do whatever she wants to us and we'll just throw our money at her like gay ATM machines. This bitch is downloading the illegal way this era, halleloo ladies! I mean, Black Beauty & Music To Watch Boys To (the albums she talked about before refining them to UV & HM) never saw the light of day! Imagine how weird it would be though... In an alternate universe Lana released her albums as God Bless America Paradise (we dunno what alternate title or album she had) Black Beauty Music To Watch Boys To Lust For Life (again, she ain't important enough to have an alternate oop)
  17. And inside the Gucci slides there's a hand written personal apology letter and a ticket you can only spend once that entails Lana taking a plane to your house and reading you a bed time story, before tucking you in and singing a song of your choice to fall asleep to as a lullaby
  18. I still love her though, but as a true fan who cares, instead of encouraging her "I don't give a fuck" personality she's been grooming ever since she became friends with the LA theatre cast of Mean Girls, instead of sheepishly saying "I will support her no matter what, even if she falsely lies to fans and wants to muddy up her own career with childish behavior" I'm just going to watch from a far. I don't really think fans understand when an artist starts to not give a fuck, and you still throw your money at them, you're basically greenlighting the bad behaviour. Why would Lana want to put effort into her next era if she know her fans will throw money at something half assed she does? She already has the life she wants and is making an album she loves, so she's not losing anything. It's the fans that are at a loss. It's like giving your kid a cookie after they called you a bitch, you're just encouraging bad habits. Tough love works ladies!
  19. I've honestly met Lana half way at this point. She's fresh out of fucks for her career, and I'm fresh outta fucks for NFR! She can release it now, later, next year, or scrap the whole damn thing. I'm over it, and I hope you guys take the initiative to do so as well Don't let this bitch treat you like shit cause she thinks she has you in the palm of her hands, fight the system girls!
  20. whew thank u king of everything I knew I wasn't crazy yet also she really looks so over everything in those pictures it makes me sad fuck Ben!
  21. I swear I saw it on Instagram with photos for proof and comments yet I can't find the post and I'm also certain it was an old @@Say Yes to Heaven post
  22. I just think of those photos of that time Ben forgot Lana at a bus stop or airport for nearly two hours and she's just smoking and looks like she's on the verge of tears, we stan incompetent management!
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