PerwinkleDreams

Ugh sis why are you such a reasonable relatable legend I'm literally so used to sour bitches like myself or insane positive kiss asses but like you're perfectly split down the middle and seem intellectual? Are you sure I'm on lanaboards.com? but yeah I agree! Keep speaking your truth it's refreshing

Can we all agree the honeymoon account is her best instagram account it gives me life looking through it all

We love a positive flavor to end the day and rest upon our palate before slumber! Let's just pretend my little rant paragraph never happened I'm reading it back and I feel bad

If Lana can be a Gemini about her album I'm saying my statement I made 5 minutes ago doesn't reflect how I feel and that I had a Taurus blow up moment stream NFR when it's out ladies

You'd think by 34 self control would be a given also I'm reading back my paragraph statement and feel bad about what I said also I'm going to be read to filth and I'm not ready I'm glad I got it out of me though

How hard is it to keep things a secret It's like me selling you fish I haven't even caught It makes no sense and makes me look like a fool

I've literally never heard of an artist and her management team having a ball around town while major publications are stating your album is coming out March 29th, and she's not even putting out a public statement regarding that it's no longer happening nor is Ben contacting these publications to edit their articles/spread the news that the date has been changed. It seems really really fucking messy, and kind of like they've got their noses in the air and couldn't give a fuck about us just because they know we'll buy the album. Like I'm actually starting to get ticked off. You can edit and posts photos with your friends where you turn off the comments because you don't care to hear what your very fans have to say/you get angry too easily at us for simple questions while you're currently showing off that you're having fun but can't put out a simple one sentence statement that you lied about the album because you jumped the gun early. Like so fucking unprofessional and honestly kind of arrogant assuming you can mislead the very people who paved the way for you to be able to live your fabulous LA life where you can make music you enjoy with producers you want. Just remember who got you where you are Miss Rey. Those fancy producers, the stuck up bloggers and Instagram personalities wouldn't even have spit in your direction when you were living in a trailer park getting odd ball jobs on Craigslist trying to make ends meet. It just makes me really mad that she seems so like "whatever, those gays will buy it either way, I don't have to give a fuck". She doesn't owe us anything but do not bite the hands that feed you and show respect to the very people who beg their parents for cash to buy your album, take on extra shifts to see you at your show, travel around the world and spend thousands on airfare just to see you, and more. We're not asking for the world, we're asking just for a simple statement on your upcoming album that YOU teased too early and released two singles because you said stupid shit and opened your mouth up about your Israel show, which you don't even know half of what's going on in the world because you're too busy buying matcha teas and handcrafted los angeles soaps to be politically moving forward with the rest of the world, even though you preached how woke and open minded you were just to sell your last record and capitalized off of acting like you were up to date and fighting for this world, posting Nina Simone videos saying you will write and reflect the ideas of the current state were in through your music. I'm just fucking tired man it's excuse after excuse after excuse and I'm just over it. Y'all can read me idgaf but I only spoke truth in this bible length paragraph. I love her to death, but sometimes I don't know if this woman can tell her toes from her fingers. I really hope she takes a break. For everyone including herself.

Tbh its pretty much been a who stole the cookie from the cookie jar moment Lanaboards: Who said the album was releasing in March, was it you? Lana, Ben & Interscope: who me? Lanaboards: yes you Lana, Ben & Interscope: couldn't be! Lanaboards: then who....

Cause it's March 5th and someone here said something would happen, I don't remember who though

They look like the girls at my school who used to smoke cigarettes out front and skip class and yell at me "why do you walk and talk like a girl, dicks are for chicks, faggot!" I don't miss those days

Not me mentioning cinnamon, cherry, thyme, and someone who sounds like the medium Lana sees named Fleur

Oh forsure! If you're actually doing your proper research on the history, reading books, meeting people who know about it, going places they practice, meeting old timers who know the ins and outs, and focusing all your time onto it and growing as a whole, then yes it's something achievable. I just meant the new age of people I know who Google love spells and throw cinnamon onto a cherry flavored red candle they bought from bath and body works, burning a piece of paper with someone's name on it, and then burrying the ashes with some ginger and thyme, and then they're like "OMG IM SUCH A POWERFUL WITCH NO ONE CAN STOP ME" and it's like um sis you read a spell off howtomagik.com that you bought for 2.99 from Madame Fountana....

Asdfghhklljqwryy Lana would hate me

I mean are we talking white people Salem magic or actual human sacrifices and blood rituals that go on in certain parts of Africa where they actually are knowledgeable and know the ins and outs of their roots and history with the craft, as well as their families dating back thousands of years to witch doctors/shamans? Cause the later would work, we just don't know anyone

Oh I just meant a bunch of white gays and girls who come from privileged backgrounds throwing oregano and matcha into a pot of water, lighting bath and body works candles, and chanting "please Jesus save this era" isn't gonna do anything, whereas people who's families have been practicing this stuff for centuries dating back to the very origins of all things mystical can actually do something because they've been blessed with actual gifts, know their origins, know how it actually works, and their ancestors entire lives were dedicated to the craft and basically sacrificed their time in order to achieve any sort of glimpse of power. Even if we did do things correctly, we wouldn't get shit done because it's not in our blood nor do we know anything. Spells definitely aren't throwing spices into boiling water and googling "how to cast blah blah blah". They're part of history and family secrets passed down. so Yeah, I don't really think any of us have any of those gifts, unless someone wants to lie and suddenly say "hey peroxide my family is the blah blah blah and we've been doing it forever, I just didn't mention it for all these years I was on the board because I just thought up this lie"

Because legend has it you can hear God in those five seconds of backwards guitar

Okay but imagine if we actually all put our minds together and casted a spell at the same time on the night of a full moon. We could get things done! Ugh I don't believe in magic (unless it's devil worship, sacrifices, or real magic that has been brought down generations) but I watched AHS coven and think I'm ready

Tomorrow's March 5th

This. This is what I'm looking for girls. A proper description as to why you love the song and how it makes you feel. You get the gold star today Cloverhoney. Please teach these broken records a thing or two Everyone else gets an F for being unoriginal and basic and hurting my eyes with your words.

Bitch the delusion jumped out of you I don't care if you say something positive about VB, just make it original instead of copy pasting "Venice Bitch is *insert adjective here*" like at least say what you like about the song. I'm just tired of these robotic cunts repeating themselves like they're glitching

Like can we shut the fuck up about Billie and talk about Lana or NFR or like anything besides other artists? Go make a fucking thread.

Wait are we talking about diet plans now or am I missing something from the raw celery statement Nevermind I just saw what they were referring to Jesus we're back on Billie, the era is THAT dead. @@Elle time to lock it up mama, we have failed you

Oh i was just kidding and wrote a poem in 5 minutes

New poem from Lana: Matcha, coffee, tears, and rain Drown my blues, myself, my pain My world, my people, all my love Shall gleam and glow like light above I speak through tongues of Dalai Lama And plan my day just how I wanna Poppyseeds and evergreens Through dusk and dawn I am the tree The tree that seeks the light to bloom And plant my seeds upon the tombs Of Queens and kings Of Pharoahs too Of maids and workers And gurus too I am the fruit I am the treat I am the light the world will seek I scream my songs to the same skies Angels spread their wings I bless those who I love & banish those who only seek diamond rings For I am the love they sing about I am the melody the church will shout I am the bells that ring upon the marriage And the force that helps horses pull the carriage For I am all these things and so much more I tell you god, I am whole- down to my core

Lanaboards: Can we please have the album Lana: