Velvet Crowbar

No worries, I coulda worded it better I hope so, Lana hasn't let me down yet, so I'm hoping the teaser is just bad.

AKA: Pawn Shop Blues, Yayo Born To Die: Blue Jeans, Video Games, Summertime Sadness Paradise: Ride, Body Electric, Gods & Monsters, Bel Air Unreleased: Velvet Crowbar, Serial Killer

Even after an hour of listening, I am still loving it. I feel sorry those that don't like it tbqh cos I think it's a brilliant song. I think the verses and chorus go really well together, kinda like the verses are the high, and the chorus is the comedown. It makes me really really excited for the album.

Even with headphones turned up to 100, I still can't understand what she says after "my sweet boy swaying". I hear "he's crazy in the cool Cubano light or love" at the end but I don't think it's right.

If she's really not releasing it till May 18th then that is the stupidest move her team could've made. What was the point in hyping people up a month earlier than release? Other than fans, no-one is going to bother buying a single a month later. It should be on iTunes right now, while it's still fresh in people's minds. So much for a May release of the album.

Erm I didn't say it was? I said from the teaser I wasn't feeling what sort of video is was going to be. I am aware it's not a video.

I realise that now, I kinda just stopped it in the middle, but a teaser is mean to hype, and this isn't hyping me tbh.

I hate to say it but from the teaser, I don't like the look of the video. Maybe because I'm unfairly comparing it to National Anthem, Ride and Tropico but it kinda feels like shes trying to sell me that leather jacket. Too much like a GAP advert or something.

Someone needs to write some lyrics, cos some parts I cannot understand sh!t. It's currently on repeat, I love it. I'm in love.

It feels so..dirty and kinda sleazy. Like she wrote it while Barrie was sipping on her Pepsi Cola. I need a cold shower, bad thing is though, I am SO hyped for Ultraviolence now.

Its so beautiful :') Move baby I'm in love.

OMG. I THINK I JUST CAME. Actually tearing up, Lana what have you done to me?!

ITS COMING. OMG.

UGH. I love and hate this anticipation. This is like my first major Lana moment as a (crappy) member of LanaBoards. This song is cool though. UH HUH HONEY.

I need to eat, but Lana is calling me and I am so excited. It's coming. SOON.

I had the weirdest Lana dream one time. I was walking to the SECC but I was walking along train tracks for whatever reason and Lana pulls up with Jaime in a red Cadillac and we talk for a little bit and then she hands me a flower and drives off while I run alongside the car crying "Don't leave me, please." My other Lana dream was quite explicit so I'll spare you the ~nastayy and say that her puss indeed tastes like Pepsi Cola.

I genuinely can't wait for a darker sound from Lana. I want this album to be so dark that I feel like crushing the souls of my lesser enemies while listening to it. The name is promising, I wonder if we'll get any references to A Clockwork Orange other than the title.