MoreCruelThanYou

Petition to rename this forum "1150 pages of pure filth" if she doesnt release a single by the end of March :-)

okay I respect this. That's like me with Groupie Love even though its idiotic lol

Her most polished songs (most likely to be qualified "bangers" aside from Video Games which is undoubtedly her most popular song) in no order: High By the Beach Video Games Ultraviolence National Anthem Off to the Races Summertime Sadness Cola Brooklyn Baby Art Deco White Mustang Her BEST songs (once again in no order and edited to not overlap w previous list): Cruel World Sad Girl Old Money Yayo Gods & Monsters Without You Honeymoon Freak God Knows I Tried Get Free

opening this can of worms: salvatore is basic af. as someone who is italian i honestly just don't get it. is she being murdered by him? "soft ice cream, soft i scream" wow haha i get it word play lana next? I can't even listen to it past the first chorus without changing it its so slow. she literally just spouts italian words that don't make sense "ciao amore" glad she knows how to use google translate, "cacciatore" this is a chicken recipe. where is the logic?

fr though I'm 105% expecting the album to come sometime in May, it just makes sense based on the pattern of idiocy (LFL was rumored for May then came two months later in July, therefore NFR was rumored for March and will come two months later in May). If this doesn't happen tho I am fully prepared to get Lana's addy from Azealia and lead a march for the album on her doorstep

I thought it was about a condom or something "it's pourin rain... baby cum into me cum innnnto meee"

Yosemite more like yo semen in me

Justice for Yosemite

Omg I was legit going to post about how the comment was deleted (I thought Ben's bitchass did it) but then I forgot

okay anyways so back to the holy trinity from yesterday: Terrence (for predicting something would happen), peroxide (for inciting Ben's rage), and HoneymoonDaddy (for the blowjob DM). Whats next ladiez???

This wasnt a pro-Venice bitch rant btw. This was a Venice Bitch- neutrality & lets see how she ages rant

Hi I hate to further the Venice Bitch debate with more dribble but here goes! I think what's throwing a lot of people off is Lana's minimalism with her production. Even though it may seem like a lot is going on (synths, "psychedlic" guitars, repetition of stream of conciousness-esque lyrics) compared to lets say the polished nature of Born to Die, Paradise, Young & Beautiful era this really is more simplistic. In fact I think that's what's thrown alot of people off with this era in general: the simplicity. However, Lana has talked in interviews about how she wanted this to be more of a stripped down era (little to no promotion aside from instagram posts, "low quality" music videos shot by Chuck, hiadt single cover, etc). We've had big budget quality from Lana (High by the Beach video anyone?). Maybe its time to embrace and accept this era for what it is, even if its different, uncomfortable, or a "change" for some of us (change is a powerful thing bitches!). Once again I would hope that lana's change of promotional and aesthetic direction isnt what's rubbing anyone the wrong way. I think what's pissing people off is how authoritatively she has talked about NFR, like she really has a grasp on the era, when everything that's happened since Hiadt (esp Ben's IG tirade & insta baddie lifestyle) has proven otherwise. Circling back around to VB though, the "cheesy" lyrics that piss some ppl off? Lets not forget that Lana has been satirizing and poking fun at herself since Brooklyn baby. Venice Bitch is Brooklyn Baby's younger sister ladies, let's appreciate her, love her, and accept her for who she is. End of diatribe.

true I understand. we all have our problematic faves. Kanye and Kim have not aged well in the public eye in my opinion and I doubt Lana would make that same decision today. I just think its always important to stay educated and realistic regarding people you look up to. for example, Lana attending Hillsong bible church or whatever tf really does concern me but I'm proceeding w caution bc homegirl has yet to spew any direct hatred or bigotry

Azealia is a known racist against people of many cultures and consorts with Trump supporter-Kanye. She hasn't had a hit since 212 and has resorted to literally making soap in order to get her coin. Not to mention Lana herself, threatened erm- I mean promised to throw hands on Azealia so... yea cancel. Love & light always tho!

I genuinely caCKLED!

Lmaooo this forum getting name dropped on Lana Del Rey reddit... we truly have been the toasts of the town today ladies

"I'm doin it for all of us who never got the chance" Lana talking about shirking her responsibilities as a pop singer in order to be an 'insta baddie'

The fact that we don't even know what "In Your Car" is called or even what it is for that matter. We've had to give it a name for ourselves in these dark times and just assume that its it's own song. This is legiterally the Medieval Period of Lana Del Rey history and I'm tired of it

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If Lana put in an ounce of effort since the early days of her career (and arguably since the Honeymoon era) she would probably have 5 Grammys, an Emmy, an Oscar, a People's Choice award and a Tony but alas...

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The fact that we can all simultaneously hate on yet also love and stan Lana.. bipolarity is a disease

The fact that Lana has not even had the decency to comment on the shit show that occurred today involving HER OWN MANAGER... major eyerolll. She seriously does not give a shit about the fanbase