SweetHenny

Floppie Bridgers is my mortal enemy

JON BATISTE I BELIEVED IN YOU BABY WHY YOU LET ME DOWN 

Cue the sniper!

It's giving high school award show 

How many fucking introductions there can be??

"Look around the room" - *crickets*

Oh miss Discount Kathy Bates is gonna be yapping now too damn

I can't with all this rambling 

Drum Lady ate and Lana gonna EAT TONIGHT TOO

I remembered why I don't watch these award shows. What is dis henny 

Judah Smith interlude is being performed 

I think I need an ambulance

The queen is coming home with AWARDS tonight. PERIOD. MANIFESTING!

If she is getting snubbed in the very first category announced I'm gonna be blaming Nikki Lane 

I just know the sis has Question for the culture The Sequel in her drafts ready and she will press post immediately if she doesn't win and I am gonna be defending every question for the culture she is gonna ask in that case 

I'm coming out of my hibernation here just to see our girl win tonight and celebrate with everybody 

(and also have the torches and pitchforks ready if she loses again)

The 10th album will be the re-rerecording of AKA titled "Lana Del Ray A.K.A. Lizzy Grant (Lana Del Rey's version)" and will have From the Vault tracks one of which will be "Coke Snow on The Trailer Park x VB x DYKTTATUOB" (24 hours version) (feat. Taylor Swift) (From the Vault) (Recorded at Waffle House, Florence, Alabama)

1 hour ago, Chorli Xbox said:

i know i’m probably gonna get blasted for this but am i the only one that misses the blue neighbourhood troye?

 

the video feels very cheap and uncomfortably hyper sexual to me (the multiple ass and thong shots etc). and yes, also everyone is super skinny and fit… maybe i’m just not used to it or maybe im just internally pissed that the grindr hookup culture, sexual things like jock straps and asking for someone’s nude twitter on first sight are our representation now these days idk

 

pls someone understand me i’m not trying to start anything 

THIS! I totally understand what you mean and I completely agree. I am all for sexual liberation and feeling young, free, horny and wild but like the whole video is about some hot people doing drugs,disgustingly making out, pissing, drinking, almost vomiting in the camera with booze and always showing off their bodies in such an overtly extreme sexual way that it becomes a total turn-off. I love Troye and the song is a total BOP but the video... if you love and glorify that kind of lifestyle then good for you, enjoy and have fun, but I find it icky, personally. I felt myself very uncomfortable watching that video, it's not the image of the community and the kind of representation that I'd love to see. But good for Troye for having fun, I guess, being in his total slut era

Oh I just know this puta is like this right now knowing the meltdowns she's caused:

So... it is now released... what now?

I bet Lana doesn't even know this song is being released. Ben just dropped by to talk to her in her house and sneakily took a random ass picture of the sis while they were chatting to look as if she is "saying yes to heaven" and decided to move things quickly after that

This cover is iconic! It is praying that the water finally runs clear realness 

Lizzie Grant Please Stand On The Shoulders of Lana Del Rey While She's Releasing Say Yes To Heaven

I'm a stan of AKA, BTD, UV, HM, LFL (altho have some criticism for it), NFR, BB and Tunnel but drag me all you want I absolutely hate COCC as an album and consider it a total waste. Only first 3 songs on this are classics (WD, COCC and TJF), everything else is "cute" at best and tbh completely unlistenable to me, I always start falling asleep after Wild at Heart, it's a snoozefest, with the ending tracks especially being absolute trash. It's also such a short album and feels more like an EP, I tbh have no idea what Lana was even trying to say with it on the whole (it does have a specific sonic atmosphere tho I give it that). It really should have just been NFR deluxe or some stand-alone EP of 5-6 tracks

My favourite part of this album is from the Grants and up to Taco Truck x VB. That part of the record really slaps