LanaBalkana

I ordered from the UK to the UK and all I got was radio silence smh 

17 minutes ago, honeymoon is alive said:

amy winehouse cover coming 

From the long-awaited collection - Croydon Standards and Classics 

5 minutes ago, taco truck said:

LDR 10 Predictions

 

1-2 word title

12 tracks 

Average song length 4 minutes with 3 songs over 5 minutes with a total length of around 50 minutes

There will be a cover (most likely Stand by Your Man)

Either 1 or no features at all

No Interludes

 

The genre for this record won't be easily pinpointed, though there will be a strong southwestern influence (think God Knows I Tried, Religion, Wild One), it will be more electronic than traditional country, mixing synths and possibly some beats with steel pedal guitars, acoustic guitars, and piano, with some added cinematic elements of either strings, organs, and driving drums (think Ride). Themes will be less introspective than previous records, and more existential, talking about the human condition, and possibly more of a story-telling aspect (Breaking Up Slowly, Dragonslayer, and Unidentified Flying Bill). There will be a return of Lana's lower register on the record, with a mix of all her vocal styles. 

The album cover/photoshoot will be a similar vibe to these photos. 

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Album Color and Flower will be Maroon and Poppies

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There will be 5 album variants (not including standard black), they will be Maroon, Green, Blue, Magenta, and Cream

Vinyl inspo's

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I want to pin this somehow because I feel

like you could be spot on on most of these.

20 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

 

she also pushed me with her trolley and told me to go fuck myself with a drill so I get a feeling of what my presence felt to her

Just now, Orville Peck said:

My unpopular opinion is that Nikki Lane sings very well and I really like her voice. 

Her voice really is amazing and she doesn’t deserve the hate. I don’t care for her music as I’m a Euro with no appreciation for country music but I do appreciate a good vocal!

3 minutes ago, Elle said:

 

I wonder if Rob will come out during one of these shows to do Lost at Sea/Hollywood Bowl with Lana x

It will be her most iconic performance after LTLI with Father John Misty live 

Okay, I’m your man, what the fuck did you do 

2 hours ago, Elle said:

 

More merch -

I said this when I went to Hyde Park and I will say this again now: her merch game is super weak and she needs to step up. The designs are hideous and the prices are not it  

A celebrity you’d wanna go thrifting with: Lana

a celebrity you’d cook together a fancy dinner

28 minutes ago, Sportscruiser said:

 

how are you not a feminist? you don’t believe in equality?

They are not not a feminist

5 minutes ago, Yameena Khatri said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxGryZjrZCR/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

 

Not them mentioning her best unreleased song

also, this is super wholesome 

and of course she was once again snubbed by critics in the “professional” category…..

I really made an effort to like the album but I just can’t… although Olivia represents a new generation in music there was nothing new about the style or sound. It’s like something we’ve heard over a million times back in 2004. 

2 hours ago, jealous girl said:

 

Hoping for a Shein ngl

Please no… shein can go fuck themselves

Altos

On 9/8/2023 at 4:01 AM, mrborntolose said:

she needs to feature Lana on wildest dreams. that’d be so cool!

Finally Lana would be credited where credit’s due

2 minutes ago, Wait For Life said:

Because he’s an iconic part of Lana culture? Don’t act like their collabs aren’t some of her best songs ever.  Y’all are acting like he’s Sean Larkin 

Her sean collabs are also 🔥 textbook, tulsa jesus, chemtrails live outro 

6 hours ago, bluechemtrails said:

when she appears with Judah Smith to perform the interlude 

When he screams for 5 minutes into the audience while she just giggles in the background. Honestly it would kinda serve 

On 8/27/2023 at 12:14 AM, LanaBalkana said:

Every time I tell Royal Mail to delay shipment or change to collection or change address, they end up delivering it anyways……. Their system is absolutely useless. But I will contact them early on . I’m sure it will be fine. I would be super surprised if it actually arrives

Omg I just got back from holiday and the vinyl was on my doormat lmao.. i never received any confirmation other than it being shipped. But if anyone wants to buy it, I confirm that the WGM have it  I can’t believe how cheaply I got it. Fuck resellers

6 hours ago, cherrytropico said:

genuine question why are you guys doubting that lana will win…she was always ahead of paramore in votes and she has the bigger fanbase. she is that bitch and she’s coming to take her first vma 

The gap was narrowing worryingly and then we stopped receiving updates for about a week (or even more?) before voting closed. 

37 minutes ago, bluechemtrails said:

oh, swifties are on our side 

 

https://twitter.com/spotify_swift/status/1697312820025512031

When Paramore is literally supporting the Eras tour but swifties turn to the Lana side 

2 hours ago, barttttender said:

 

you'll never walk alone (unlistenable with her worst ever vocals) 

i know taste is subjective, but this is objectively a lie. Just stop

Two more manifestations from me:

- vocal experimentation - she has an impressive range and is quite a masterful vocalist when in the comfort of the studio. She should allow herself to be crazier

- a song a la twin peaks

Here are my manifestations:

- Bluesy jazzy sounds but with more beats. Like LTLI but with much more prominent beats

- more random instruments like flutes, sax, trumpets, mandolins whatever

- more chaotic outros

- return to bridges

- a 2 min long interlude of one of her poems

- dark acoustic guitar (like A&W pt1 and most AKA songs)

- burgundy, turquoise and deep purple vinyl variants

- behind-the-scenes from the studio

- Zodiac