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This is not even going to get nominated

Okay so no lasso until end-2025, got it

just heard it, that’s so Lanaesque. Imagine if there’s a collab

8 days till Lasso is released in September

I’m so fucking bored. At least during NFR pre-release I could play cinnamon and happiness snippets on repeat.

Have a great evening and thanks

Okay Momala smashed Trump Lana, drop the single!

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Second confirmation of the perfume drop for Billie’s brand

She’s actually planning on scrapping Lasso if Trump loses because it’s a pro-Trump album and she would be in mourning.

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Sirens 4 The Phenomena of Lizzy Grant 2 No Kung Fu 5 Kill Kill 4 AKA 6 Born to Die 5 Paradise 5 Tropico EP (movie score) 4 Tropico (scrapped album) 7 Ultraviolence 14 Honeymoon 10 Lust For Life 7 NFR! 8 VBBOTG 5 COTCC 6 Blue Banisters 5 Ocean Blvd 6

She seems to love that album a lot for someone who only sings bartender from it

You can’t be serious

Guys, I just reread the predictions of Balkan prophetess Baba Vanga for this year and she apparently said that Lana’s album will come out on Halloween as a way to scare Satan away (I think she meant Trump here). According to her, the album will focus on space country themes, imagine an Alabama colony on Mars. Nikki Lane is on the album, also Jack Donoghue makes moaning sounds on track 7 which is a witchy chant extrapolating the Judah Smith interlude. Lana will receive 4 grammys for the album and will receive critical acclaim. Beyonce and Shakira will do a cover of the lead single on BBC Radio 1 live lounge.