Mer

Mmm cream burly.

The hardest drug I did in high school was pot with my prom date who then gave me a very painful h***j*b in her parents garage.

Sweet Carolina is now my favorite on the album. Top 5 1. Sweet Carolina 2. Black Bathing Suit 3. Wildflower Wildfire 4. Thunder 5. If You Lie Down With Me

Thanks again for voting for me for Status Updater! I hope you genuinely enjoy my musings and tidbits I share!! 💕💕

is this a typo/glitch or is the joke that you don’t exist? (which isn’t true if it is!!)

The @Elle sweep

they won best banned member and May's attention. What more does that whore want.

I'm still in my ski gear that's getting kinda sweaty...not sure if I should go shower now or wait till the end...how many categories left?

@the ocean is a national treasure.

Honestly @arcadialovesong2018 better watch it.

@Elle @Rorman Nockwell @TrashMagiq congratulations!!

why did this make me jealous that @arcadialovesong2018 has more sexual tension with @May than I do.

I'm not even gonna tag them bc I know they won't see it but I miss one of you very dearly and I still cherish the xmas gift you made me, and the other one kinda scared me but I didn't hate it.

@IanadeIrey and @Elle truly were the be best-est-ed members this year. Literal angels.

Group picture, everyone. Say "money is the anthem"