do we think we'll get a supportive post from Rob given the contents of these lyrics? 

4 minutes ago, crazyforme said:

LMAO MIKE DEAN DRAGGING PITCHFORK LMAO

and the ratio.. particularly satisfying after their god-awful St. Vincent review yesterday

these songs are so intimate and enjoyable on first listens but there's still so much to take in omg we are blessed  

I'm too much of a mess rn what was that line about a baby in Blue Banisters??

7 minutes ago, How2Disappear said:

there's a wildfire not far from here going on, at least the smoke smell will add to the listening experience

First chemtrails in the sky to promote her new album, now...These marketing strategies may have gone a little too far Lana 

17 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

The last hours before release are always excruciating ? 

Sharon Van Etten & Angel Olsen's new single keeping me occupied while i do nothing but scroll lanaboards and procrastinate everything i should actually be doing until 6pm 

@freedumb how does her closet look? 

idk what's going on but @freedumb thanks for the entertainment at least 

The Blue Banisters cover and title definitely give me folk masterpiece vibes, and i would prefer the next album to go down a different lane so.. maybe it's a sonic bridge between COCC and RCS? maybe it'll be something in the vein of Thunder? We'll just have to wait and see

Imagine the Freak (Like Me) Demo rock vibes for a whole album with themes of revenge..

She recently posted a story with Jack, so I wouldn't bet on it being a different prloducer - ultimately the music is what matters though, not who the producer is - and i'd like to think Jack is versatile enough to produce something really different. But we'll see.

1 minute ago, anwdelrey said:

What exactly is she seeking revenge for? People rightfully calling her out for her tone def/borderline racially insensitive posts? It just comes across as attention seeking. And she’s ruining her legacy. 

Probably the decade of hit pieces and work to discredit her as an artist by talking about anything but the quality of her music, claims she 'glamourised abuse' for writing about her experiences and life how she wanted, etc. 

I'm actually so hyped already.. she could really utilise her anger for something amazing, and if it's a ROCK album.. the collapse 

6 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

some of the tracks sonically remind me of Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkaban  in the best sense of the word

i haven't listened yet and idk what this will mean but i've decided it must be good so i'm ready for the prisoner of azcoccban

3 minutes ago, Jared said:

If, by some miracle, this album doesn't get slaughtered by the critics next week, it will be because of NFR's legacy that is still fresh in people's minds. 

Didn't you enjoy papi Jack's production and contributions this time?

If David fucking Lynch directed a music video for Lana idek what i'd do honestly, my two favourite artists working together - it would truly be a collapse for me and idk how i'd get up

6 minutes ago, 5adboy said:

Hope all future records will be like LFL and NFR A big fuck you to all the stans who want BTD and UV pt 2 LMAO Can’t believe we’re 2021 and people on here still want the lolita/depressed girl sound and aesthetic... like.. learn to grow the fuck up like our queen Lana, not that hard you little fuckers

This is so aggressive 

I just saw some tiktok that said "lana sucks why r u stanning someone who sold coke spoons to their underage fans"

And someone in the comments saying the old 'she romanticised abuse'.. yes i responded

Poor Lana getting attacked by SJWs and Christians the same day and she's not even doing anything

Old Bone / Trust No Man

2 minutes ago, Lentilus said:

....I......I don't even know who Joni Mitchell is. I only know her because Lana always talks about her. 

The song is a Joni Mitchell cover lol

Based on the snippet, i don't see how TJF could sound like NFR.. unless we're talking cinnamon girl vibes?

8 minutes ago, anwdelrey said:

I think if the album does tank it’ll be a bit of a wake up call for her though. She can’t just say whatever she wants and expect her fans to remain loyal. And maybe no promo isn’t the best strategy.

She can do what she wants and has shown disinterest in maintaining fans though (saying she doesn't care about losing fans in her 2017 Complex interview and publicly missing her old life). I don't really think Lana cares all that much about commercial success/high charting at this point. I could be wrong of course though.

California vs. The Greatest

21 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

Not bragging but I’ve made a shit ton of money in the past selling collectors editions, boxsets etc.  If something is limited or likely going to be rare get TWO and make 3-5x your money in a few years time. 

Omg i might just do this thank you  

I'm not really surprised it's not here, i figured her posting the COCC teaser was in place of the covers album. Still disappointing though. Maybe she should've just released a version of 'Santa Baby' or 'Silent Night' instead. Ah well, there's always next year if nothing happens by the end of the day. Anyways happy Christmas everyone!

34 minutes ago, Nikogo said:

Today is gonna be such a disappointment for some people 

 

just remember to appreciate the performance for what it is and don’t get too upset when it’s a low key thing and nothing major happens 

This but with a little bit of hope too. It would be a good opportunity for her to give some news or something and she might! but she also may well not. Regardless, we should be excited for the performance itself!