MaskQueRaid

Poor chunk ursurped by her own brother chase, I'm not worried though. 

I'm actually really surprised how big this thread is

Especially considering what we have been given to work with basically nothing until now. So we must provide our own entertainment. 

376 pages of nothing what an accomplishment everybody. Thanks a lot, Lana.

Jesus Christ what kind of boyfriend can't change a damn smoke alarm battery at 42 seconds while your brother focuses and films your boobs? I can't even fathom this California lifestyle.

And whatever happened to Chunk? 

I think she’ll do something on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, also Friday and Saturday and Sunday.

OK well now you have gone and done it because now she won't do anything on any day of the week.

I'm really feelin' Sunday and Tuesday for some reason 

 

All predictions are Australian Eastern Standard Time

 

So like Saturday and Monday for everyone else

Girl you have mentioned here the following days, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday so Lana will surely do something on Wednesday and Thursdays just to spite ya. It's still Thursday right now in LA so see ya next Wednesday then.

Trade this wine in for that canned shit (smoke alarm chirp)

Didn't somebody say I was a "crackhead?"

She does controversial shit all the time

How would we even really know? She could be starting all sorts of trouble all the time and we would have no idea. Just like when she went around handling frogs with dry hands, wasn't that controversial enough for you?

I'll stick with my canned ham hearing for now thanks until we get a better snippet or the whole album just leaks mysteriously somewhere by design of the author. 

Or the smoke alarm chirping every 42 seconds and lack of electricity.

In LA they are now threatening to shut off power and water to anyone who dares to host a party like Lana has done over and over and over again recently. 

Honestly the cats are probably more annoyed by Lana. I know I would be. Of course I am annoying too.

Lana can afford a generator so it's pretty inexcusable to just go without power when the government wants to make a point.

But of course Lana is not too bright being homeless and without light and all according to the rules set by some people in this thread above.

MasQueRaid is a toxic girl

Yeah they also have a book supposedly about me in the book and magazine section of Walgreens. I hear it's better than Lana's book too.

I'm saying Kaboom is great for cleaning show heads and ring around the toilet. I don't know if Lana uses it, but if she has a housekeeper then I'm sure the houskeeper uses it. 

 

I agree that Lana probably would have a good laugh if she came on here, so lets keep our sense of humour to ensure that happens!

Housekeeper??????????????? Have you seen that kitchen of hers???????????????????????????????? Vinegar works just as well on shower heads no need for Kaboom. 

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So you are saying you vape kaboom? Well anyway it's also sold at Walgreens, I don't want you to fall out of your Mensa chair and all that. I hear it is HIGHly recommended.

https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/kaboom-foam-tastic-color-changing-bathroom-cleaner/ID=prod6045972-product

Anyway I am sure Lana is having a good laugh about all this as per usual being this is "Lana"boards and all. Although you wouldn't know about that.

Jesus, you people just don't get the clues. 

$0.99 after two coupons

Yeah I think they sell them at Walgreens so I think I have seen them in between my hospitalizations. 

What does what Lana feeds her cats have to do with anything? How do you know she blows smoke on ham? You don’t know she is feeding her cats ham.

What does Walgreens have to do with this?

Lana just shared a clip of a song, and you are talking about how she runs her household? What???

If you had bothered to actually read anything I actually wrote and comprehended it you would have known that I revealed big news earlier in the thread that Lana's smoke alarm can be heard going off at 42 seconds probably just to see who would notice it. But nobody noticed as usual because you are all dum dums which they also sell at Walgreens. 

I know it's hard to understand since Lana usually shops at Rite Aid.

I hope Lana doesn't feed her pussy cats canned ham that could be deadly, kittens can't digest pork either.

I bet she also blows smoke on it while opening the can and announces to everyone in the room that it is smoked ham.

At this point I wouldn't be shocked by anything. 

Perhaps the power was off because she couldn't pay the bills or totally forgot with everything going on and that causes the smoke alarms to go off too.

Walgreens also sells 9 volt batteries for smoke alarms as well besides canned ham or cat food, it's like a comedy I tell yah. 

At most locations they probably also sell the entire smoke alarm too in case that is the actual problem.

Notice at 0:42 seconds the smoke alarm beeps could be from her vaping or probably needs a fucking new battery or something or she took it out because it kept going off from her vaping and her brother is too lazy to get up there and change the damn thing, no wonder the cats are annoyed with that going off once every minute. How else would anyone know that? Anyway the canned hams are on sale for 3 for $9 this week everybody should stock up for the end of days and return of Jesus. I don't eat pork so you can have them.

This is what I heard.

Seems like she is mocking 'Malibu's Most Wanted' wonder why? 

Yes, a Lana Del Roasts album. And there are so many to roast it would be amazing. Front row people better duck! 

I don't feel attacked even though I have just been called a "crackhead," a "lunatic," a "ZOG believer" (which I had to look up because that was a new one for me) and a conspiracy theorist which is just a tired old, and sad label. I just laugh. 

If you feel attacked because you live in a bubble controlling what you see and think and anyone outside that bubble coming in to burst your bubble is a crazy person then that is on you.

Obviously Lana wanted to start a conversation about this otherwise she would have just ignored it like she has a million times before. It's unfortunate too many people don't want to put in the work to become aware of what is really going on and just hang out on the shallow surface level of their own little closed minded world.

I'm not sad or mad just disappointed in most.