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1 minute ago, hashtagtylerh said:

Lmao. The midnight of the 25th going into the 26th. As in Tuesday night. It was posted Tuesday afternoon. Not sure why you're adamant about your theory being correct when literally nothing just dropped

I think it’s bc you’re acting like they’re stupid for believing the theory when like everything pointed towards it being correct. 

1 minute ago, IanadeIrey said:

It is logic, because 3 days and 4 midnights means this:

 

The full days of August 26, 27, and 28 pass by

and the midnights of August 26, 27, 28, and 29 occur. If it was coming in the daytime he’d just say 4 days as that’s familiar language. 

I see both sides of this. When counting to Christmas, people will say ‘three sleeps to Christmas’ which I think Sheridan might have been intending it to just mean the entire day but also you make a great point - midnight is a peculiar way of saying it so he can’t blame anyone for misinterpreting it. 

1 minute ago, LemonadeHeavens said:

 

she's cleansing out the negative and unneeded energy in her life before she drops the album art and tracklist 

She was meant to post at midnight but got distracted 

Just now, urgirl said:

 

Elle get ha!

At this rate the announcement is just going to be Ben telling everyone to leave Sheridan alone, calm yall  (i don’t think anyone from here is doing the commenting to be fair)

Ok so what time (preferably in UK) are we all gathering again? Or how long?

The way Sheridan probably burnt lanas hair by mistake so she decided to get revenge by telling him to announce something that wasn’t happening just so we’d all attack him.. yup she’s evil

I just want yall to know that if this thread gets locked in time for the post release thread in five minutes, I had the greatest time with everyone. Now let’s all hold onto each other and pray for COCC. 

Just now, Groupie Lover said:

wait what vmas theory someone explain it to me pls 

The theory that Lana has won the VMAs award and the reason Sheridan is teasing something is because she did a pre-recorded acceptance speech or something 

Just now, IanadeIrey said:

I don’t think that’s the case to be honest, because the VMAS are on Sunday and I don’t think she would film the VMAS acceptance speech at midnight. The way Sheridan worded his post made it seem like something is going to happen at midnight for the general public. If Lana was winning the VMAS, then he would’ve said 5 days, as they would air five days after his original post. 

Period as usual you respectfully restore hope. 

1 minute ago, anwdelrey said:

Wait a minute... I think the VMAs acceptance speech theory is right. That makes the most sense and it isn’t a big deal for the hairdresser to announce that. 

Didn’t 21 pilots have some big lead I’m sorry I can’t imagine Lana winning it. However, if she did, I can’t imagine her caring and getting dolled up for it. And it would be weird for them to go to that house in the middle of nowhere just for an award acceptance speech. 

I literally can’t sleep because I’m so excited and I know nothings even gonna happen 

1 minute ago, Coney Island King said:

If nothing happens today is this when the scat posts start?

It’s getting weird ..

Just now, RormanNockwell said:

Ed said it's not finished I think people need to calm doen ... 

Umm hunnie why would we trust Ed when we have Dave the local record store manager 

15 minutes ago, Say Yes to Heaven said:

Heres the recording of two phone calls I did, they both said Sept 5th but I an pretty sure they know as much as we do 

(I cut out the holds and long pauses!)

https://dbree.org/v/621c0b

omg they’re gonna sue you like Taylor did to kim/kanye..

3 minutes ago, RormanNockwell said:

The fact that she discussed an "album release event" with The Record Parlour is promising af

Also kind of scary that she's still only in the planning stages for it omg

Also, LA fans win again .,...

4 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

Yes, this is her standard for pretty much every major release!!! 
EDIT: wait no, 9 PM LA time because midnight EST is when things are released and LA is PST, which is 3 hours behind. 

 

Have faith!!!!

omgg i hate america and their timezones thank u for the correction

Okay so we’re all in agreement - either 9PM L.A. time/midnight PST or 9-10AM LA time?

1 minute ago, electra said:

speaking of lust for lisa, i wish shanice had a name we could shove in somewhere.

 

chemtrails over shanice's club

Tulsa Shanice Freak

15 minutes ago, Lemonade Tears said:

I know they might be lying but this is actually giving me hope rn & the fact that they said there's no vinyl actually makes it seem more realistic.

omg yeah i emailed a bunch of vinyl stores and 2 were like "we don't have any vinyls in stock but the release is next friday" and one was like "it's only a digital release with no vinyls being pressed currently" or smth but also as someone else pointed out, they could just be assuming it was next friday since there's not much reason for them to have the additional info if they don't have stock

1 minute ago, violets said:

wait so midnight ... tonight confirmed ?! ik wbk this but i was just confused bc F words like me cant do math

Well, anything tomorrow. He said midnights so it could be released on this midnight or during the day idk?

1 minute ago, electra said:

 

my brain is fried i thought it was the 5th tomorrow

 

Plsss not you expecting the full album tomorrow ?

Anyways lana released VB on the day I moved into uni first year, NFR! the first week I moved in this year and I’m moving in this year on September 5th so that’s all the confirmation I need. 

Omg so the song ‘Jesus Freak’ is about standing up for Jesus in the midst of persecution... Tulsa Jesus Freak.. standing up for Sean (the Tulsa Jesus freak in question)... nightmare fuel

1 minute ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

ben explaining how we are the worse fan base of all time in the comments when our Saturday evening wrath gets out of hand

I love how we’ll still be taking it out on Ben even though it was the hairstylist who teased it ?