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Kristian Karlsson

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  1. Sky Ferreira was a psychological experiment among the LGBTQ+ community between 2008 and 2023 organised by the CIA to see the levels of delusion gays can reach. Thank you for your cooperation.
  2. Have you seen the world without its makeup on? It wears the mask of a pretty girl Itโ€™s pretty dull, sheโ€™s a pretty doll
  3. We're getting close to win nothing ladies!
  4. Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake my tambourine
  5. I met Sky last year after a concert, it was horrible. She was rude and unprofessional. I entered the M&G that costed me $350 and greeted her, to which Sky replied "there's a fire on your street" and I didn't take it very seriously, because I thought she had misheard it. When I was telling her how I wanted the photo she looked at me with wide eyes. I kept telling her "You saved my life" I said "I'm still alive thanks to you and your grown roots". She looked at me and said "Masochism is very real, I'm just giving it the final touches" and then she whispered to me "my label won't let me release it". I started crying and Sky started laughing and she told me "Are you crying? Stop, stop now" and she hit me on my left tit. The photographer took the photo and I went to the M&G section where she started talking to me in procrastinator language. I still can't believe this happened. I am crying as I write this. I wish it wasn't true, but Sky is truly a horrible person. Thank you for reading.
  6. TrailerParkDarling looking the hell of a messy thread they created 10 years ago:
  7. Night Time, My Time: B-Sides Part 2, even if it's an EP
  8. Kristian Karlsson

    Kerli

    That's the way I listen to it most of the time as well as in my MacBook...just that I'd like it be on Spotify and add it to playlists and that stuff
  9. Pretty Dull is so fucking good I just can't imagine her thinking of let it out of NTMT and put Omanko there
  10. As the world falls apart I try to keep it together for a while So don't knock, don't knock me down They don't know you have to go around enough to carry in mind Don't knock, don't knock, don't knock me down
  11. I'm hoping Swamperella is chosing the image for the Pretty Dull video as I type this
  12. Kristian Karlsson

    Kerli

    I need Heal on Spotify so so so damn bad
  13. WHO IS SKY FERREIRA? ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ In geography, my world. ๐ŸŒŽ In history, my queen. ๐Ÿ‘‘ In math, my solution. ๐Ÿงฎ In biology, my medicine. ๐Ÿ’Š In mythology, my goddess. โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ In astronomy, my universe. In science, the inventor of robots. ๐Ÿ˜ For the blind, the light. ๐Ÿ’ก For the hungry, bread. ๐Ÿฅ– For the thirsty, water. ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿšฐ For me, my everything. ๐Ÿ˜
  14. Don't get me wrong, I had a good time But I've been out too long, I gotta get back to my guy So let's pretend it wasn't real and deny the way we feel I already know the truth (I'm not gonna tell anyone)
  15. a youtube channel that every 6 months remembers their youtube passwords and uploads some unreleased old sky songs, mostly cry baby sessions but they also leaked finders keepers
  16. btw, thanks @cranekiss for ur recommendations, i loved every one, lots of gems <3
  17. come on swamperella, do something ๐Ÿ˜ญ
  18. I loved Coloris and Fly Away! Would you mind recommending me some songs if I like...idk, Obsession, Untouchable...
  19. we're reaching 1000 pages soon ladies
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