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This pre-release isn't giving. We are only on page 144. We must post more schizo theories.

I don't want to restart this discussion again but: why is everyone okay with her dating a person that has posted / reposted pro-Trump, anti-Trans posts on Facebook?

Oh lord 566 pages and still nothing. And the fact that the title still includes OUT September 2024 is just rubbing salt into our wounds

This song reminds me of this thread

The logic left this thread at around page 5 I believe

there is your answer

Well she will release a perfume line for vulnerable women

Can't wait for when Jinn gags us all by leaking Lasso

So... when can we get to see the surprise?

The way they left the thread after you wrote this is so fucking funny

They Came In A Measure

Ladies and gentlemen one and only: @JinnWithin Please give them a round of applause

in ~15 minutes

Reserving my question for tomorrow: @JinnWithin: What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?

Well that was a big fat nothing.

Y'all are really and I mean REALLY stretching / reaching with this "southern gothic". I know that there is a large french speaking population in Louisiana but still can we stop assigning "southern gothic" to everything? Thank you

Quiet now children. Repeat after me: there are no magical saviours / new insiders / people close to Lana IRL on lanaboards.com and if they did exists they would most likely keep a low profile instead of advertising themselves The fact that there are so many people who think that a random person got to listen to some tracks from an upcoming new album from one of the most popular artists in the world, and that they in their extreme selflessness will answer all of our questions before disappearing forever proves that psychiatrical help needs to be free

The way some of y'all decided that a random user is in fact a reliable source is something.

Pitchfork reviewer explaining that Lana taking a shit at 9:11 in the morning is a reference to 9/11 attacks, war on terror, Bush presidency, and decline of neo-liberalism P.S: I don't think I have ever seen someone do so much mental gymnastics as Mina Tavakoli did in her "review" of COCC

If this ends up not being a hoax I will shart

Hold on let me quote myself:

I have figured it out! L+A+S+S+O -> 12+1+19+19+15 = 66 / 5 (number of letters in LASSO) = 13.2 So Lasso will be released on 13th of February 2025

So hungry that World Food Programme is planning to send aid

LanaBoards beware of false prophets. They will use cheap magic to fool and deceive you.

tbh we should prob close the thread until we don't receive some confirmation that Lasso will in fact happen. But on the other hand it is fun seeing everyone delude themselves that Lasso will in fact be released in September / October / November / December / September 2025 / etc / etc