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That she will release Lasso in September.

She will announce something in late August / early September. Now I have a bunch of evidence (speculation and / or delusions) that she might announce an album. Not a country one, and it won't be released in September. But there will be an album. Possibly in late October / early November. A more halolween-ish (southern gothic?) album. Once I write my 500 word essay of evidence and proof I will post it here.

Um excuse me???? I'll let you know that I have Lana on speed dial, and that she has sent me 2 emails. So check your facts

Little birdie has told me that something big will happen soon (trust me)

Who's to say she hasn't used it already?

It was a reference to this tweet: Also does anyone remember the car crash rumor? Like I vividly remember back in like January 2016 that people were talking that she might have been injured in a car crash. I haven't seen anyone mentioning it but if someone has any additional info please share it.

Don't forget the time police found evidence of cannibalism in her home that she sold back in 2013

LDR albums as human organs & why: AKA - liver - most active between 1 to 3 AM, and for me this album has a very summer night vibe BTD - brain - most important, most known Paradise (EP, but shut up) - eye - very visual and very pretty, just like the album Ultraviolence - lungs - harmed by cigarettes and provide oxygen to the rest of the body, the album just gives me a lung vibe Honeymoon - heart - in my mind honeymoon is very pinkish aesthetic wise and so is the heart Lust for Life - spleen - praised by people who know it ignored by the rest just like the organ NFR! - large intestine - absorbs useful stuff and everything after it is feces, just like this album is also one of the best and everything after it is a bit ... COCC - kidney - useful, but also can live without one just as you can ignore this album BB - appendix - actually good, but most people have negative opinions about it Ocean Blvd - mammary gland - just because of the cover where you can see Lana's boob

Jesus delusions are quite strong in this thread. Lana for the love of God announce something, people are going crazy

Lasso is dead. Lasso remains dead. And we have killed it.

You guys it is only 07:36AM in american samoa, maybe she just hasn't woken up yet give her time

honestly same

Here I am once again proving that I'm the best insider. So Lana just sent me this email. She is releasing an EP

Can't wait when she gags us all by announcing that she is making a movie "Poolside: a sequel with a bit less cringe"

Can't wait for her to gag us all when she releases a country album on December 17th 2035 after many delays!

if the album does actually end up being a country album I have a slight feeling that it wouldn't be a great success. I just have a feeling that the album would be another COCC: a great album (some absolute bops) but overall ignored by majority of people. And I'm not hating on COCC, it is one of my favorite albums and neither am I saying that she should be chasing charts but I just wanted to give my prediction on the success of the album. I would love to be proven wrong tho.

Commented on soundcloud under a Zodiac snippet:

Idk if this has been asked but: is Smarty a Christmas song?

OMG! The B&W one is so pretty

What if she just scraps the album? Like what do we do then?

OMG CONGRATZ!!!! How does it feel to live the dream of many?

OMG! Are we thinking of the same video? https://www.tiktok.com/@monsterki1289pl3/video/7367805331369381153 It showed up on my FYP while I was drunk and I thought I was just imagining things

Why is her finger inside the trigger guard? Like girl, work on the trigger discipline

the way that they robbed her...

Does anyone know from where she got that intro (the first 4-5 seconds) in the Paradise (2011) unreleased song?