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Sky Ferreira: Hi, what's up? Barnes and Noble Manager: Sky, we need to talk. I've been getting reports that you've been slipping copies of your album, "Masochism," into books all over the store and writing things like "#capitolrecordssucks" and "#freeskyferreira" in the margins. Can you explain what's going on? Sky Ferreira: Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. I guess I just got a little frustrated with my label and wanted to spread the word about my situation. Barnes and Noble Manager: I understand that you may be upset with your label, but this kind of behavior is not acceptable. Not only is it vandalism, but it's also disruptive to the store and our customers. We can't have you doing things like this on our property. Sky Ferreira: I understand, and I apologize. I'll make sure to stop and won't do it again. Barnes and Noble Manager: I appreciate that, Sky. But just know that if this behavior continues, we may have to ask you to leave the store. Sky Ferreira: I understand. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I'll make sure to keep it in mind in the future.

I need an unethical AI though. chatgpt is so damn sensitive and homophobic, lmao.

Halsey: "Excuse me, do you come here often?" Sky Ferreira: "I do, but I've never seen you before. What's your name?" Halsey: "I'm Halsey. Nice to meet you." Sky Ferreira: "Nice to meet you too, Halsey. I'm Sky. So, what brings you to the club tonight?" Halsey: "I just needed a break from my busy schedule and thought dancing would be a good way to clear my head." Sky Ferreira: "Well, you came to the right place. This club has some of the best music and the dance floor is always packed." Halsey: "I can see that. I've never danced like this before. I'm having a great time." Sky Ferreira: "I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. You're a great dancer, by the way." Halsey: "Thank you. You're not too bad yourself." Sky Ferreira: "I'm glad you think so. I've been dancing for a long time." Halsey: "I can tell. You're amazing. I can't take my eyes off you." Sky Ferreira: "I feel the same way. I haven't felt this way in a long time." Halsey: "I know what you mean. I feel like I've known you forever." Sky Ferreira: "Me too. I think this is the beginning of something special." Halsey: "I hope so. I don't want this night to ever end." Sky Ferreira: "Me neither. Let's dance the night away together." Halsey: "I'd like that. Let's do it." Sky Ferreira: smiles "Let's do it." Both of them dance and enjoy each other's company throughout the night.

write an article about how sky ferreira can't finish her album masochism due to bees in her studio and capitol records refusing to help Sky Ferreira, the indie pop singer-songwriter, has been facing a unique problem while trying to finish her highly-anticipated album "Masochism." According to recent reports, Ferreira's studio has been overrun by bees, making it impossible for her to record or work on her music. The problem began when a swarm of bees took up residence in the walls of Ferreira's studio. Despite multiple attempts to remove the bees, they continue to return, making it impossible for Ferreira to use the space. The situation has become so dire that Ferreira has been forced to record her album in other locations, which has significantly delayed its completion. Adding to Ferreira's troubles, her record label, Capitol Records, has refused to help with the bee problem. Despite Ferreira's requests for assistance, the label has reportedly refused to take any action, leaving the artist to deal with the issue on her own. The situation has sparked frustration and disappointment among Ferreira's fans, who have been eagerly awaiting the release of "Masochism." Many have taken to social media to express their disappointment, with some even calling for a boycott of Capitol Records. In a statement to the press, Ferreira said, "I've been working hard on this album for a long time, and it's frustrating to have it delayed because of something as bizarre as bees in my studio. I've been trying to find a solution, but my label has refused to help, which is just unacceptable. I hope that we can resolve this issue soon so I can get back to finishing my album." It's unclear at this time when "Masochism" will be released, or how the bee problem will be resolved. Fans will have to wait and see if Ferreira can overcome this unusual obstacle and finally finish her album.

new dbree demo~ finally dropped obvi honey duh 🔥

write a sky ferreira song about toilets [inspired by sky and ethel playing candy crush at work] Verse 1: In the bathroom, all alone Sitting on the porcelain throne Just me and my thoughts, nothing to do But stare at the tiles, and think of you Chorus: Toilets, toilets, they're my sanctuary A place to escape, and find clarity In the quiet, I can hear my mind Toilets, toilets, they're my refuge to find Verse 2: The sound of the flush, it echoes in my head Reminding me of all the words left unsaid I close my eyes, and take a deep breath In this moment, I find my peace and rest Chorus: Toilets, toilets, they're my sanctuary A place to escape, and find clarity In the quiet, I can hear my mind Toilets, toilets, they're my refuge to find Bridge: It's not glamorous, but it's a place I've found Where I can be alone, and lay my burdens down It's not where I thought I'd find my peace But toilets, toilets, they're my release Chorus: Toilets, toilets, they're my sanctuary A place to escape, and find clarity In the quiet, I can hear my mind Toilets, toilets, they're my refuge to find Outro: It's not where I thought I'd find my home But toilets, toilets, they're my sanctuary to roam It's not the place I'd choose to stay But toilets, toilets, they're my place to escape.

I asked GPT to write a sky Ferreira song about capitol records. Verse 1: I signed a deal with Capitol Records But it didn't feel like a victory They wanted me to change my sound But I wouldn't back down, no way Chorus: Capitol Records, you can keep your fame I'll keep my integrity, my name I'll make my music on my own Capitol Records, I'm better off alone Verse 2: They said I wasn't radio friendly But I wouldn't compromise I'll make my music how I want it And I'll keep my fans satisfied Chorus: Capitol Records, you can keep your fame I'll keep my integrity, my name I'll make my music on my own Capitol Records, I'm better off alone Bridge: I'm not gonna let you control me I'll make my own destiny I'll break these chains you put on me And I'll be free Outro: Capitol Records, you can keep your fame I'll keep my integrity, my name I'll make my music on my own Capitol Records, I'm better off alone

she gonna get fired if someone catches her fingers in the bowl like that.

I cannot wait to see the sky vs capitol WWF match.

I'm convinced it's our other capitol records vixen Skye Sweetnam. Someone should tweet at her and have her weigh in.

I heard that Sky had Masochism in her back pocket the night of her arrest and it's actually still sitting in the LA county evidence room catching dust.

It's so weird how sky will pop up every so often and address people calling her lazy & her label issues but nothing specific ever comes of it. Like yea it sucks to have people speculate about what they don't know, but hundreds of defensive notes later and none of it ever paints the whole picture. I've never read any of sky's rants and felt more informed afterwards.

There is a lot of overlap between certain forums, with users posting the exact same stuff they posted on other sites based on what they can get away with. It's kinda amusing when you catch it. Anyway the person probably forgot they were on lanaboards. 😹

Halsey and Sky are both talented artists. One was willing to invest their time in some mediocre collaborations in exchange for a bigger artistic payoff later, and the other has stalled and been left in the dust because she didn't play chess. To me, there is no "who is better" because those kind of conversations are usually reserved for hustling pop girls. Halsey has been taking every opportunity and Sky's career is suffocating, whether by Sky's own doing or Capitol. It's like asking who the better athlete is and one of the athletes has been on the bench at every game. 🙃

I would like to know what the deal is with EMI/Parlophone/Polydor and Third Side Music. Do none of those labels want her tracks or have anything to contribute to her budget?

The interesting thing about this track is that I shazamed this 8x with all different results each time before I gave up. Honestly it sounds more like Skye Sweetnam than Ferreira.

I guess I don't understand "they don't want me to do interviews" and the part about certain aspects being someone else's job. Is there something in her contract about legal consequences if she does an interview? What's to stop her from calling up a friend and filming a cute little indie style backyard interview talking about her song and sending it to Stereogum? And idk, sucks that something is "someone else's job" (and Ethel Cain needs to stop calling out) but... I guess if that's how it is we will probably never see Sky go independent.

I don't see why the thread has to be locked every time users act up. Why not just ban users who can't contain themselves?

The way Sky Ferreira could easily be cast in a SVH reboot and I would eat it up, whewww. 🌞

The worst part about this protest is that Frenchie had atleast a month to plan and still ended up with a sad brown cardboard and barely sketched in those words. Go down to the CVS, buy a poster board & cut up some of those Sky magazine shoots... 🦫

I don't think the Descending leak is that bad when you listen to it on decent speakers. It is the demo so you have to overlook the scrambles and scratches (meant to keep bootleggers from creating their own Masochism vinyl) to get the idea of what the final cut is going to sound like. Anyone looking to play leaks on repeat like they're official tracks is out of luck on this one. 🙁

https://youtu.be/DIuoJknkQMg

She works at Moes. Apparently her shift leader is a bully who keeps reminding her to say WELCOME TO MOESSSS and mocks her by singing Nobody Asked Me when she forgets to ask if they want the combo or forgets to remind the customer to do the survey at the bottom of the receipt...

do u work for capitol too? my friend is a secretary there and has a similar story about the board spending sky's budget on planes and tattoos.