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  1. Posted

    9 minutes ago, evalionisameme said:

    Queen is hard at work in the music studio :wub:

    From her IG 

     

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    write an article about how sky ferreira can't finish her album masochism due to bees in her studio and capitol records refusing to help

     

    Sky Ferreira, the indie pop singer-songwriter, has been facing a unique problem while trying to finish her highly-anticipated album "Masochism." According to recent reports, Ferreira's studio has been overrun by bees, making it impossible for her to record or work on her music.

     

    The problem began when a swarm of bees took up residence in the walls of Ferreira's studio. Despite multiple attempts to remove the bees, they continue to return, making it impossible for Ferreira to use the space. The situation has become so dire that Ferreira has been forced to record her album in other locations, which has significantly delayed its completion.

     

    Adding to Ferreira's troubles, her record label, Capitol Records, has refused to help with the bee problem. Despite Ferreira's requests for assistance, the label has reportedly refused to take any action, leaving the artist to deal with the issue on her own.

     

    The situation has sparked frustration and disappointment among Ferreira's fans, who have been eagerly awaiting the release of "Masochism." Many have taken to social media to express their disappointment, with some even calling for a boycott of Capitol Records.

     

    In a statement to the press, Ferreira said, "I've been working hard on this album for a long time, and it's frustrating to have it delayed because of something as bizarre as bees in my studio. I've been trying to find a solution, but my label has refused to help, which is just unacceptable. I hope that we can resolve this issue soon so I can get back to finishing my album."

     

    It's unclear at this time when "Masochism" will be released, or how the bee problem will be resolved. Fans will have to wait and see if Ferreira can overcome this unusual obstacle and finally finish her album.

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  3. Posted

    write a sky ferreira song about toilets [inspired by sky and ethel playing candy crush at work] 

     

    Verse 1:

    In the bathroom, all alone

    Sitting on the porcelain throne

    Just me and my thoughts, nothing to do

    But stare at the tiles, and think of you

     

    Chorus:

    Toilets, toilets, they're my sanctuary

    A place to escape, and find clarity

    In the quiet, I can hear my mind

    Toilets, toilets, they're my refuge to find

     

    Verse 2:

    The sound of the flush, it echoes in my head

    Reminding me of all the words left unsaid

    I close my eyes, and take a deep breath

    In this moment, I find my peace and rest

     

    Chorus:

    Toilets, toilets, they're my sanctuary

    A place to escape, and find clarity

    In the quiet, I can hear my mind

    Toilets, toilets, they're my refuge to find

     

    Bridge:

    It's not glamorous, but it's a place I've found

    Where I can be alone, and lay my burdens down

    It's not where I thought I'd find my peace

    But toilets, toilets, they're my release

     

    Chorus:

    Toilets, toilets, they're my sanctuary

    A place to escape, and find clarity

    In the quiet, I can hear my mind

    Toilets, toilets, they're my refuge to find

     

    Outro:

    It's not where I thought I'd find my home

    But toilets, toilets, they're my sanctuary to roam

    It's not the place I'd choose to stay

    But toilets, toilets, they're my place to escape.

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  4. Posted

    I asked GPT to write a sky Ferreira song about capitol records.

     

    Verse 1:

    I signed a deal with Capitol Records

    But it didn't feel like a victory

    They wanted me to change my sound

    But I wouldn't back down, no way

     

    Chorus:

    Capitol Records, you can keep your fame

    I'll keep my integrity, my name

    I'll make my music on my own

    Capitol Records, I'm better off alone

     

    Verse 2:

    They said I wasn't radio friendly

    But I wouldn't compromise

    I'll make my music how I want it

    And I'll keep my fans satisfied

     

    Chorus:

    Capitol Records, you can keep your fame

    I'll keep my integrity, my name

    I'll make my music on my own

    Capitol Records, I'm better off alone

     

    Bridge:

    I'm not gonna let you control me

    I'll make my own destiny

    I'll break these chains you put on me

    And I'll be free

     

    Outro:

    Capitol Records, you can keep your fame

    I'll keep my integrity, my name

    I'll make my music on my own

    Capitol Records, I'm better off alone

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  6. Posted

    1 hour ago, sweetener said:

    we are ONE(.mp3) step closer to getting a bs press statement from capitol records and honestly i cant wait to see them drag her in a professional manner :popcorn:

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    I cannot wait to see the sky vs capitol WWF match.

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  7. Posted

    1 hour ago, rancidgirl said:

    no but what peope should be leaking is the person behind my space - "sky ferreira"

    I'm convinced it's our other capitol records vixen Skye Sweetnam. Someone should tweet at her and have her weigh in.

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  9. Posted

    It's so weird how sky will pop up every so often and address people calling her lazy & her label issues but nothing specific ever comes of it. Like yea it sucks to have people speculate about what they don't know, but hundreds of defensive notes later and none of it ever paints the whole picture. I've never read any of sky's rants and felt more informed afterwards.

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  10. Posted

    2 hours ago, the ocean said:

    since when has lanaboards accepted accounts i’m pretty sure it’s always been open registration although they should close it

    There is a lot of overlap between certain forums, with users posting the exact same stuff they posted on other sites based on what they can get away with. It's kinda amusing when you catch it. 

    Anyway the person probably forgot they were on lanaboards. 😹

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  11. Posted

    Halsey and Sky are both talented artists. One was willing to invest their time in some mediocre collaborations in exchange for a bigger artistic payoff later, and the other has stalled and been left in the dust because she didn't play chess.

    To me, there is no "who is better" because those kind of conversations are usually reserved for hustling pop girls. Halsey has been taking every opportunity and Sky's career is suffocating, whether by Sky's own doing or Capitol. It's like asking who the better athlete is and one of the athletes has been on the bench at every game. 🙃

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  12. Posted

    8 hours ago, Deadly Cruel Girl said:

     

    As much as I love Sky and her music, something is off here.

     

    Other artists do someone else's job all the time and they don't complained in public. If they don't do something it takes longer for things to be released especially when it's a big label like Capitol. There's no excuse. Lana and Gaga made music videos using their phones. Sky can pick up her phone and film a few music videos by herself.

     

    At this point Sky's music career is dead so she should get more into modeling and acting. She's not budging or even trying to work with Capitol. Just give them a few pop songs for crying out loud. Maybe someday they will pay to have Trent Reznor produce her album like they did with Halsey. 

     

    I use to believe Capitol were the problem but when you start reading and doing the math, something isn't adding up.

     

    I don't believe Capitol is purposely trying to sabotage Sky's career so other record companies won't sign her. She's not the second coming of Mimi. Halsey isn't all that great and I can't stand her but she cooperates with Capitol, does a few silly TikToks, makes a few pop songs and in return they invests in her music and videos and lets her do what she wants. It's how it's suppose to work when you have a label investing money into your career. I mean if you look at the rosters of artists Capitol has, they have some legendary artists in there like Paul Mccartney, Abba, Babyface, Neil Diemond etc. Then you have the other artists like Sam Smith and Troye doing well. Other artists that aren't so well know but have music that is released and videos being back up by Capitol. Queen Naija just released her new video a few days ago. 

     

    This is their artists  in case anyone is curious  https://www.capitolrecords.com/artists/#/

     

    The one who seems to have a big problem is Sky and she's the only one I see so far with no new album in 9 - 10 years. 

     

    Something has to give when people who have worked with her like Charli, Primal Scream and Shirley Manson won't touch the "free sky" movement. Not even people who were in similar situations like Sky won't go near it like Jojo and Raye. No matter how many times those "free sky" people post the same things under their photos. You still don't see any of these people reposting or sharing it. 

     

    Something is going on because things aren't adding up. 

     

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    I would like to know what the deal is with EMI/Parlophone/Polydor and Third Side Music. Do none of those labels want her tracks or have anything to contribute to her budget?

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  13. Posted

    2 hours ago, rancidgirl said:

    as a fandom instead of worrying about masochism we should all come together and find out who really sings this...

    The interesting thing about this track is that I shazamed this 8x with all different results each time before I gave up. Honestly it sounds more like Skye Sweetnam than Ferreira.

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  14. Posted

    6 hours ago, Deadly Cruel Girl said:

    She commented today. Click on image to enlarge:

     

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    If this was posted already, sorry. :wub:

    I guess I don't understand "they don't want me to do interviews" and the part about certain aspects being someone else's job. Is there something in her contract about legal consequences if she does an interview? What's to stop her from calling up a friend and filming a cute little indie style backyard interview talking about her song and sending it to Stereogum?

     

    And idk, sucks that something is "someone else's job" (and Ethel Cain needs to stop calling out) but... I guess if that's how it is we will probably never see Sky go independent. 

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  18. Posted

    I don't think the Descending leak is that bad when you listen to it on decent speakers. It is the demo so you have to overlook the scrambles and scratches (meant to keep bootleggers from creating their own Masochism vinyl) to get the idea of what the final cut is going to sound like. Anyone looking to play leaks on repeat like they're official tracks is out of luck on this one. 🙁

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  19. Posted

    On 11/26/2022 at 12:34 PM, letterblue said:

    okay let's be real....her "style" is just basic as all hell. it's not like she wears intricate pieces or anything. she wears a leather or denim jacket and a black dress with Doc Marten's and gets away with it and gets called iconic. anybody can wear that.

     

    this is not a hateful comment by the way. i love that "style" and wear a lot of basic shit myself.

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  20. Posted

    5 hours ago, KimKaDAB said:

    Unfortunately she doesn't work there anymore.

     

    I suggest we try:

    -Panera Bread

    -Target

    -Subway

    -Starbucks

    -Walmart

     

    She works at Moes. Apparently her shift leader is a bully who keeps reminding her to say WELCOME TO MOESSSS and mocks her by singing Nobody Asked Me when she forgets to ask if they want the combo or forgets to remind the customer to do the survey at the bottom of the receipt...

     

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  21. Posted

    10 hours ago, Greta Bowie said:

    Since the beginning of the year I was saving money to buy all possible masochism media if it were released (I faithfully believed that this album would finally come out this year) today I finally woke up from this dream and realized that I don't want to lose my sanity with this woman anymore (regardless of who is to blame) so I decided to spend that money on some new clothes, a tattoo and a piercing ◉⁠‿⁠◉

    do u work for capitol too? my friend is a secretary there and has a similar story about the board spending sky's budget on planes and tattoos.

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  25. Posted

    So I'm thinking about how I used to stan Lindsay Lohan's music career and I'm actually proud of the Barnes and Noble employee of the month. Most pop girls in her situation end up posted up in Dubai by now. Sky is very resourceful.

     

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