Nevermind

1 hour ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

WHEW nothing goes better with my morning coffee than @Kintsugi spilling. And the girls said 

Literally catching up on this over my morning coffee. Thanks cuntsugi

1 minute ago, TextBook said:

It’s probably just an early mock up. The store exclusive vinyl is white, not black like the one she posted.

Yes the white store exclusive is different from the black one with titty cover for the box set (allegedly)

9 minutes ago, burthday kake said:

i had no idea u could still delay album release once pre-orders have gone out tbh

but i just know some random stores wont get the memo & some lucky ppl will get their copies on/a few days after the 10th 

You can delay an album the day before it’s supposed to drop if you want. But most likely the delay is due to vinyl production. The blurry track list we had been working with was a mock up and it’s different from the one Lana posted- the tracks on side B and C are different. So likely the physical media hasn’t even gone into production yet or it’s just barley entered queue at the plants. Which means the masters could’ve been approved within the last few weeks.

1 minute ago, lanaismamom said:

lmaoo yeah but i checked and its taco truck the revival of lanas car era and i can already see theres gonna be a video for this song

Tacos and titties. Iconic

5 minutes ago, lanaismamom said:

well as boz said.... titles are really weird without hearing the song so i was ready at least but i really adore taco bell

Taco Bell x LDR collab when?

Just now, lanaismamom said:

Do we know if its real at all? cuz paris texas was the fake title during pre release cocc era and pepper and fishtail just not giving lana at all

She literally posted it 

1 minute ago, burthday kake said:

so what’s everyone’s thoughts on the tracklist  😭

Camp as fuck 

Do we think the box set and merch is going on her webstore or on LDR village? I was there for COCC and BB but idr what dropped where, brain damage.

Tbh I don’t buy merch, just vinyl, so I don’t pay super close attention

Just now, paris texas said:

poll for the audience:

should i go to bed because it's 2 in the morning and risk not getting the boxset

or should i stay up just in case she posts the boxset overnight (but also risking not getting it in the morning if she posted it in the morning)

I’m having the same dilemma bestie

1 minute ago, queenofsaigon89 said:

I think they're updating the store now!!!!

2 minutes ago, paris texas said:

it's like acid but instead of chaotic evil it's chaotic good

Omg! Not me winning over my 3 fav lipsters tonight

Just now, lilac heaven said:

my poor wallet

Honestly thank god I got hit by that semi truck 3 1/2 years ago and finally got my settlement right before the announcement or i definitely wouldn’t have been able to afford 5 vinyl so far.

My heart goes out to all the broke bitches

Just now, lilac heaven said:

the picture lana posted (and that instagram took down) with the alternate cover and track list was a vinyl mock-up. assuming that alt cover is for the box set

What if it’s not for the boxset tho

Poor @Salem Prose liking my posts from Tuesday. God bless your poor unfortunate soul sweetie

1 minute ago, Mer said:

 

Did anyone wake up @Brat btw? 

If it’s the same Brat as on Exhale they were making drunk voice notes a couple hours ago. Probably passed out now

6 minutes ago, Nahime said:

 

i know your broke asses can’t afford two subscriptions.

 

i am being charitable to you and your incestuous dad. I thought you would appreciate.

 

ungrateful whore 

 

Why do you care so much about my dad? He’s not gonna fuck your scabby ass

The way I’m about to buy a new turn table and these might be the first records I spin on it

2 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

What side of the album are you claiming? A, B, C, or D? 

Well, side C was THAT BITCH before Fingertips got moved to side B. Now I’m really not sure. Side A I know will be cunt so I’ll go with it.

3 minutes ago, honeymoonwhore said:

 

Good, now open a duolingo account so you can learn English better - your comebacks are stupid, they don't need to be gramatically incorrect as well.

Right? Why’s he going on about an OF account no one wants. Shrimpy just needs attention.

3 minutes ago, AngelHeadedHipster said:

https://chat.openai.com/chat

 

ChatGPT generated A.I. Lyrics for "Fishtail".

 

Write a Lana Del Rey song with the title "Fishtail".

 

 

  Hide contents

 

 

Verse 1:

Sipping on my drink by the ocean

Feelin' like a queen in my fishtail motion

Sandy hair and sun-kissed skin

I'm the one they all wanna be in

 

Chorus:

Fishtail, fishtail, swaying in the breeze

Fishtail, fishtail, everybody freeze

I'm the mermaid of the scene

Fishtail, fishtail, living my dream

 

Verse 2:

Eyes like the sea, lips like the tide

I'm the one that's got 'em all hypnotized

Dancing under the moonlight

Feelin' alive, everything feels just right

 

Chorus:

Fishtail, fishtail, swaying in the breeze

Fishtail, fishtail, everybody freeze

I'm the mermaid of the scene

Fishtail, fishtail, living my dream

 

Bridge:

I'll be the siren of the shore

Luring you in, wanting more

Come and swim with me tonight

We'll be the stars shining bright

 

Chorus:

Fishtail, fishtail, swaying in the breeze

Fishtail, fishtail, everybody freeze

I'm the mermaid of the scene

Fishtail, fishtail, living my dream

 

Outro:

Sipping on my drink by the ocean

Feelin' like a queen in my fishtail motion

Sandy hair and sun-kissed skin

I'm the one they all wanna be in.

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Nahime said:

some king’s fools can’t handle other opinions. Nothing new :).

 

 

Log off. No one likes you

5 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

At least she's being productive, insightful and creative, unlike either of us as we wither away behind the keyboards of our phones refreshing the pages of a Lana Del Rey forum. 

Slay us all. Goddamn

1 minute ago, AngelHeadedHipster said:

 

https://chat.openai.com/chat

 

ChatGPT generated A.I. Lyrics for "Taco Truck x VB". 

 

Write a Lana Del Rey song with the title "Taco Truck x VB". 

 

 

  Hide contents

 

 

Verse 1:

Sipping on a VB, feeling like a queen

Watching the taco truck, my stomach starts to lean

I see the al pastor, it's calling out my name

I'll take it with some cilantro, it's a taste to claim

Chorus:

Taco truck x VB, it's a match made in heaven

Taco truck x VB, my taste buds just can't contain it

Taco truck x VB, it's a love that's so true

Taco truck x VB, I'll be back for more, it's what I do

Verse 2:

The sun is setting, it's a warm summer night

I'm feeling free, everything feels just right

The music's playing, it's a mariachi band

I'm dancing with my lover, we're holding hands

Chorus:

Taco truck x VB, it's a match made in heaven

Taco truck x VB, my taste buds just can't contain it

Taco truck x VB, it's a love that's so true

Taco truck x VB, I'll be back for more, it's what I do

Outro:

I'll take a last sip of my VB, and take a last bite

Of my al pastor taco, it's been a hell of a night

I'll say goodbye to the taco truck, and to my love

I'll be back again, it's a promise from above.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, paris texas said:

swerving back to the topic -

lyrics, sounds, le titty, etc

Yeah so…

Someone a few pages back asked if the samples were samples or if she’s singing over the track.

I’m kinda hoping she’s singing over the tracks because I’ve had them in my album pre release playlist and I’ve grown attached to them as is.

Just now, Nahime said:

Her standards are pretty high ;).

 

shrimpy as your dads maybe ? Don’t think so lol. 

Ooh touch a nerve big guy?

2 minutes ago, paris texas said:

also the miley thing is kinda funny because of how unfortunate it is but being honest it probably wasn't entirely in her control

it was probably a label decision she just went with and less a conscious decision

No it’s 100000% because of the goddamn horse boots. There’s gonna be a song on Miley’s album called “Fuck Lana Forever - She Didn’t Give Me The Horse Boots.” She even stole Lana’s title style as an extra dig.