RIP ivory almond

@The Siren EXACTLY AND I TOLD HER, I SAID, MA'AM—

EMBACH SWEEP EMBACH SWEEP

THE SPILL? quick! search through the audience for the culprit

hopefully so bc leakfest was MY baby

i didnt know mer was so cruel

@111 WAS ROBBED FOR RUDEST MEMBER OML

NEW ANNOUNCEMENT TIME, IM SAT

YES A SURF NOIR WIN YES YES YES

NEW CATEGORY ANNOUNCEMENT QUIET YALL

I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO VOTED ME THIS IS MY FIRST EVER LIPSTER AWARD AND WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY EXCITEMENT THANK YOU!!

hold awn where you sitting at because the two people behind you are hot af

POLISH CHRISTMAS SOCK LADY DUH

Oh my god just realized that Worst PFP Award is up next, and that was my first nomination...

CONGRATS @mindofyouwithmeTHANKU1moretime SO DESERVED!!

THE EMBACH SWEEP ALREADY STARTED??? PARTY TIMEEEE

the house lights dim, and the stage lights rise Born To Die (Ivory Almond Mix) begins to play...

chile lemme sip on this [LEAK] Pink Champagne while i wait

YES FINALLY THANK GOD i dont have to keep listening to @lustforlife anymore!!!

you got cherry flavor in there?

ok im seated, someone help tho because @lustforlife won't stop talking about flaccid bodies(?)

praying that french husband isnt here with her

can someone help me find my seat idk who im sitting next to @mods