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38 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:majority of artists (and fashion companies) sell cheap stuff, and singing lazily or not as good as the studio isn't necessarily dumb or really that serious honestly... and a lot of people believe she has improved (i will agree she did get sort of lazy during LA to the moon tour, perhaps) if anything not giving it your all while knowing people will still eat it up anyway is sort of smart, we all know she doesn't particularly like performing in the first place, we should be grateful she still does anyway since she knows people want to see her perform, at least her music's actually good compared to the majority of stuff out there today honestly!
Imagine being grateful for a multimillionaire not trying at all. It’s been over for awhile but yeah Lana will never be LANA again. We’ll never get good vocals again. We’ll never get an album that’s truly good again. We hold on because of nostalgia. The most we have to look forward to is one or two genuinely great songs on new records. Crucify me because I’m right (not you. Just responding bc you quoted me) it’s a hard conversation no one wants to have lmao
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Not sure if this is unpopular, but Lana is extremely dumb unless it comes to writing and creating melodies. She is so detached from normal human beings, and it shows. She sells cheap bizarre merch for so much money, plays shows with horrible vocals, and she knows she can; because people worship her. She plays every fan for a fool and we accept it because we love the music. She needs to stop performing live, stop selling hot topic quality merch, and just write and create songs. She’s taken enough money from you all.
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15 minutes ago, shadesofblue said:Interlude the trio would’ve made so much more sense for lasso or a rework to add vocals
No literally because it’s Clint Eastwood Wild West mixed with gangster Nancy Sinatra like that would’ve been perfection on lasso
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1 hour ago, AnalLedYar said:You writing this gives me secondhand embarrassment lol
Girl I literally don’t care what you think
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Am I the only person who gets secondhand embarrassment by how hard her background singers try? Like… screaming and yodeling into the mic doesn’t mean you’re talented i have to mute those moments bc I get embarrassed
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5 hours ago, Elle said:I’m not sure if she’s ever not sung Video Games at a performance before.. even shows where she’s had short, 5-song setlists, she still sang it. Even when her mic was cut at Glastonbury, she still made sure to sing it with the crowd! Definitely odd, but they must’ve run out of time and couldn’t cut any of the final 4 songs (2 guests, 2 in the second outfit) in its place x
this sounds mean but there’s so many other songs to cut. Not video games!! That is the song that introduced her to the world basically, it’s so special and so nostalgic. It was so weird not hearing it one of my favorite things in Lana concerts is when she sings video games and the crowd sings it back to her
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2 minutes ago, Stoned Mary in the Garden said:good lord this woman is unbelievably beautiful. She’s never looked better, and that’s saying a lot. I’m stunned seeing her it’s like almost painful to look at her bc she’s so beautiful. And it seems like she’s really happy. That’s so special. And that mic was ON. beautiful vocals beautiful girl fuck Camilla and fuck goddamn bartender
Btw it was so bizarre not hearing her sing video games and kind of depressing. Out of all the songs she could cut, why that one? It doesn’t make sense
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good lord this woman is unbelievably beautiful. She’s never looked better, and that’s saying a lot. I’m stunned seeing her it’s like almost painful to look at her bc she’s so beautiful. And it seems like she’s really happy. That’s so special. And that mic was ON. beautiful vocals beautiful girl fuck Camilla and fuck goddamn bartender
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Im sorry babes i love you all so much but this is not worth staying up for let’s just get beauty sleep and watch the good parts tomorrow
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If I have to hear the lyric “weird but fucking beautiful” live Im ending my life goodbye everybody I’ve got to go
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Back in the day we would be looking forward to a major unique vocal performance or even an unreleased song being performed and now we get hyped over mediocre vocals and billionaires singing with her on stage and outshining her. It’s been a ride for sure.
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1 hour ago, Americen Whore said:This never fails to crack me up lmaooo just picturing it is so funny
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Just out of curiosity, do you think people still interview Courtney as a joke or to humiliate her? She’s not relevant, and she never has anything intelligent to say. Is it just because she fucked one of the best lead singers ever? Hmm
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I genuinely can’t understand anyone caring about what that ugly old woman has to say. She’s always been a loser, and she always will be. She contributes absolutely nothing to the world besides just being comedic relief I guess
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1 hour ago, honey dew said:
She unstanned?Courtney is literally an lolcow her opinion matters as much as a toddler’s opinion of music
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1 minute ago, drugmunny said:This is random as fuck too but - As a high-functioning autistic woman, I am like 85% sure Lana is also on the spectrum so that's always been my justification for her bizarre performances (including/especially 2012 SNL).
This is so funny. I’m also autistic and I’ve always thought Lana is as well LOL I’ve never verbalized that so it’s super funny seeing someone else say it
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Just now, Psychedelic Pussy said:Humiliating that Billie was effortlessly singing pitch perfect notes while fucking around, as Lana struggled to JUST get words out of her mouth during literally every song
Okay but fr can we acknowledge what an unbelievably stunning voice billie has good lord I was mystified
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I hate saying this bc I genuinely, fully enjoyed every second of this but Lana has completely lost her passion or something. Something has been lacking for a long time and it’s nothing a mic or a setlist could change. It’s sad but it is what it is.
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I had a great time watching this. It was beautiful to me. The highlights to me were John, Billie, without you, the stripper pole, and her ad libs. Oh and her OUTFIT. wow. This was so fun I genuinely was smiling the whole time LOL
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Not me checking this website for the first time after watching and enjoying every second and getting excited to talk about it and everyone is bitching LMAOO
I’m over here like
Lasso - Pre-Release Thread: OUT September 2024
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Am I the only one who thinks this is intentional?? Like a hint???