Stoned Mary in the Garden

Imagine being grateful for a multimillionaire not trying at all. It’s been over for awhile but yeah Lana will never be LANA again. We’ll never get good vocals again. We’ll never get an album that’s truly good again. We hold on because of nostalgia. The most we have to look forward to is one or two genuinely great songs on new records. Crucify me because I’m right (not you. Just responding bc you quoted me) it’s a hard conversation no one wants to have lmao

Not sure if this is unpopular, but Lana is extremely dumb unless it comes to writing and creating melodies. She is so detached from normal human beings, and it shows. She sells cheap bizarre merch for so much money, plays shows with horrible vocals, and she knows she can; because people worship her. She plays every fan for a fool and we accept it because we love the music. She needs to stop performing live, stop selling hot topic quality merch, and just write and create songs. She’s taken enough money from you all.

No literally because it’s Clint Eastwood Wild West mixed with gangster Nancy Sinatra like that would’ve been perfection on lasso

Girl I literally don’t care what you think

Am I the only person who gets secondhand embarrassment by how hard her background singers try? Like… screaming and yodeling into the mic doesn’t mean you’re talented i have to mute those moments bc I get embarrassed

this sounds mean but there’s so many other songs to cut. Not video games!! That is the song that introduced her to the world basically, it’s so special and so nostalgic. It was so weird not hearing it one of my favorite things in Lana concerts is when she sings video games and the crowd sings it back to her

Btw it was so bizarre not hearing her sing video games and kind of depressing. Out of all the songs she could cut, why that one? It doesn’t make sense

good lord this woman is unbelievably beautiful. She’s never looked better, and that’s saying a lot. I’m stunned seeing her it’s like almost painful to look at her bc she’s so beautiful. And it seems like she’s really happy. That’s so special. And that mic was ON. beautiful vocals beautiful girl fuck Camilla and fuck goddamn bartender

Im sorry babes i love you all so much but this is not worth staying up for let’s just get beauty sleep and watch the good parts tomorrow

When Lana comes on stage and her voice sounds like it did in 2011 then what

If I have to hear the lyric “weird but fucking beautiful” live Im ending my life goodbye everybody I’ve got to go

I hope Tessa spiritually gifted her the ability to announce a new song tonight

Where are all the trailer parks? Where are all the Christmas lights?

Back in the day we would be looking forward to a major unique vocal performance or even an unreleased song being performed and now we get hyped over mediocre vocals and billionaires singing with her on stage and outshining her. It’s been a ride for sure.

Im not feeling this. I hope it’s great tho!

This never fails to crack me up lmaooo just picturing it is so funny

Just out of curiosity, do you think people still interview Courtney as a joke or to humiliate her? She’s not relevant, and she never has anything intelligent to say. Is it just because she fucked one of the best lead singers ever? Hmm

I genuinely can’t understand anyone caring about what that ugly old woman has to say. She’s always been a loser, and she always will be. She contributes absolutely nothing to the world besides just being comedic relief I guess

Courtney is literally an lolcow her opinion matters as much as a toddler’s opinion of music

This is so funny. I’m also autistic and I’ve always thought Lana is as well LOL I’ve never verbalized that so it’s super funny seeing someone else say it

Okay but fr can we acknowledge what an unbelievably stunning voice billie has good lord I was mystified

I hate saying this bc I genuinely, fully enjoyed every second of this but Lana has completely lost her passion or something. Something has been lacking for a long time and it’s nothing a mic or a setlist could change. It’s sad but it is what it is.

I had a great time watching this. It was beautiful to me. The highlights to me were John, Billie, without you, the stripper pole, and her ad libs. Oh and her OUTFIT. wow. This was so fun I genuinely was smiling the whole time LOL

Not me checking this website for the first time after watching and enjoying every second and getting excited to talk about it and everyone is bitching LMAOO I’m over here like

Oh my god jump would be ICONIC imagine she opened with it