Stoned Mary in the Garden

I’m a spoiled brat with a short attention span and this album release has really proven that to me. I haven’t been this rabid for one of her records maybe EVER. (Prob bc we had music videos for the other records) but I don’t know what it is about this one that has me barking and foaming at the mouth

My mom is an insider confirmed

I just overheard my mom singing A&W and she said “look at me, look at the bears and the shapes and the shanks and the bodies”

Do you like my fake nails daddaayyy

Yeah I agree, it’s just interesting that none of the kids are close with her. I’m just going off what I’ve heard Lana say and the absence of her mom from all of their lives says a lot imo

I was just thinking about the “God’s a charlatan” line in A&W and I wonder if she was directing that at Sean bc he’s super religious and was directly going against god by being an adulterer and a liar

I just looked and now I feel embarrassed

Oh…gross. What a loser delete the comment Lana

Who? What?? I’m so confused

I completely agree, but what are the adhd girlies to do? I’m not good when it comes to albums. I want them out the second they’re done. So I’m gonna be pouting and pacing for three weeks

I’m so sorry bc you seem like a beautiful human but no one wants reviews. The people who do are in the minority… we just want to hear the album and come to our own conclusions. And when you brag about having it, people are going to want to hear it. It’s nothing against you at all though.

I’m so bored I’m rewatching breaking bad for the third time imaging A&W over Jessie moments. I’m losing my mind

I was laughing typing it I probably looked like a mad scientist with my uncombed hair and wild eyes

I love the implication that we need to get Lana discombobulated over something before a leak comes out

Mtwbt, the blackest day, freak

You’ve gotta know by now that Lana is obsessed with her feet LOL

I don’t want reviews I just want to hear the gahdamn record I’d rather create my own reviews thank you very much

Aahhh okay that makes sense. I only got like two seconds in lol