Stoned Mary in the Garden

SAME it can’t be true, right? it just scared me

I thought so but my two brain cells can only handle so much excitement

Guys I’m scared I don’t know what to expect

TONIGHT???

Cola

RIP. goodnight sweet prince

Immediately after posting I regretted releasing that thought into the universe

I can literally see this happening especially since her dad is making music now. Lol they’re gonna be a duo. Rob and Lizzy

May Jailer

The little gears in my head are going crazy trying to theorize what surprise would really have us gagged. Then I started thinking, what if she’s completely rebranding herself, like a name change, an alter ego (like ziggy stardust or slim shady) and releasing a record with a completely new sound. That would be insane

I couldn’t be an insider bc I would spill absolutely everything and leave no surprises for you guys idk how they have any self control

Mary Kay Del Rey

Maybe Lana really IS going into space. We definitely wouldn’t believe that. She’s performing her two singles on the moon 🚀

I just really want a fabulous mv. I’ve been daydreaming about a ride-esque A&W music video with the second half being like tropico gods and monsters. it’s fun to pretend

Ew what’s going on with the energy here today lmao

Eminem lmao

The real candy necklace is all the delusions and meltdowns we had along the way

That article was so beautifully written! It’s so nice hearing Lana sounding happy and hopeful. It’s really cool that this was her easiest album. It also seems like it will be her most lyrically and melodically intricate album. Wow we haven’t even got it yet and I’m already hyped for the next one lol

Okay my album ranking is extremely chaotic but I love them all 1. honeymoon 2. Btd 3. paradise 4. ocean blvd (perhaps) 5. Lfl 6. nfr 7. Ultraviolence 8. Chemtrails 9. BB (honorary mention for AKA which will always have my heart)

It’s so fun I actually took her to a Lana show in 2019 and she had such a great time. It’s been such a cool thing to bond over!

Why are we being edged I didn’t consent to this

I’m about to have a temper tantrum can someone put me into a coma until the album is out.