Stoned Mary in the Garden

Manifesting one AKA song

Please why is my heart rate so high LMAOO Miss Stoned Mary it’s never that serious

Stg if she does that shit where her hair gets done while she sings floptender I’m gonna cry

I just checked the chat thing for the first time and all I see is people saying Lana is fat and telling everyone to kill themselves. …I think I’m good on that for now

We’re gonna cry tonight aren’t we

Thanks honeybunny! Probably Norman or A&W. Hopefully she surprises us though

What chat are you guys talking about?? Also, is it something important that I’m missing out on?

Omg no you’re so real for that. I just woke up from the longest nap known to man

I’m treating this as a whole ass event. I’ve gotten alcohol, weed, cigarettes and food specifically for this. I’m gonna be drunk posting so bad

I’ve missed the fandom being this unhinged I love us

I’m dying oh my god I’m so glad you got it LMAOOO

Love you too hunnybunny!! I’ll never come on here being mean or accusatory. Just curious always

I do know, that’s why I asked! Don’t get defensive I was just curious

This seems so bizarre to me. I don’t get it. Is she pulling a Beatles comparing herself to Jesus ? Or what. I don’t think a shitty performance can be equated to crucifixion. Lol??? I just don’t understand I need a smart person to explain it

I hope she does old Hollywood finger waves

The bell jar vs American psycho

Wtf i had a dream Lana announced a single from lasso and it was called strawberry massacre lmao. And she was playing piano on it and fully producing it herself

The only good thing that ever came out of antm Is Allison Harvard. It was an extremely predatory and abusive show though. A lot of women got basically traumatized being on it and Tyra would purposefully humiliate a lot of them for absolutely no reason

Well of course beautiful women love Lana

Some of you try so hard to be funny it gives me secondhand embarrassment

i misspelled nymphet idk why I made it fancy

So this is my dream Lana cover, and I can see it happening, because Annie Lennox made a cover of it for American Beauty (one of Lana’s favorite movies) manifesting this

She looks so good. Like genuinely perfect I can’t wait to see her in full glam with this hair I’ll have a heart attack

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I’m sorry this genuinely sucks so bad