TropicanaUmbungo

Same!

I did announce it…. I’m here to flirt OUTRAGEOUSLY whilst also discussing Mz Del Rey. But I’ve also noticed that this place is a little bit of a mean old shit show at times and I think Ms / Mr “Sweet” ‘s post is way below the line we’re all going to sit back and accept. 👏<— slow hand clap, @Sweet — but your post landed terribly. Maybe apologise quickly for being so flippant about something so terrible and redeem yourself by saying you were hacked by your mums’ boyfriends’ dead hamster or something?! XoX

Ugh. I was ready to mop up with the original post and waste my first shot but that twinK can literally stand outside and WAIT because you and that cute guy already done told it. *Shudder*

*Takes one long step forward out of the shadows and confidently enters the chat* After definitely not listening to the album that definitely did NOT end up playing in my ears (Idont’tevenhaveanyears,your’onor!) my VoYEur days are D-O-N-E. I’m taking off the creepy faux leather trenchcoat, curbing the heavy breathing by taking a solid pump of my blue inhaler because I am READY to slink into these conversations after lurking for too many screentime (™️) minutes. (Miss Havisham dress speech…) I want to be an iconic little bitch, legendary & say things I regret, then say them again in a different way. I want to flirt with those hotman user pictures and get everyone’s opinions on Miss Del Rey’s latest and greatest. L💕V💕N💕 this album (that I definitely haven’t heard yet). Nice to meet you all XoX