Jack

Ok let's be real, Hey Hey Hey is obviously copying Glory and Gore by Lorde, and 80% of the album sounds the exact same... mid-tempo and boring. I was hoping for a lot more than this and am thoroughly disappointed.

I know most of you hate me and my music but I thought maybe 1 or 2 people here would give it a chance so here's my new song Swimming Pools...

(ps I didn't post this in the status updates bc I know the reaction it would get)

I can't believe Lana is doing ASMR for this era! Marketing QUEEN!

honestly the reference to BtD is everything, from being born to die to having a lust for life, it's so full circle and really, really sweet

could you all like this post for no general reason, likes just boost my self-esteem   

So Melanie's ex bf Edwin shared some (around 8-10) of Melanie's nudes on Omegle and now some blurry screen caps are spreading... and a few of them look to be underage... honestly how pathetic to do to someone who trusted you enough to let you take pictures of them like that (also it was only boobs in the pics)

would someone be kind enough to send me a masterpost? i rly enjoyed the new casanova version and some other songs

It sounds like the black parade by my chemical Romance LMAO

please

dont

do

this

that

concept

is

so

common

Being topless isn't the only similarity in that pic... the orange lighting, the clouds in the background, the short hair... like y'all make yourselves sound stupid

That FROOT looks familiar!

She doesnt owe you shit and the self rightous entitlement attitude is hilarious.

She didn't put a gun to your head to buy her music.

Also, i like how everyone seems to forget shes given us 4 albums in 5 years.

What ungrateful vile fans.

I'm Barely even a fan anymore because of people like you who shove your head so far up Lana's ass you can practically tell what she had for lunch, all I hear is y'all saying "Lana is perfect And you can't question anything she says or does because she is perfect and if you do you're vile and your pathetic..." it's annoying as fuck she is a person who has made millions of dollars by writing her songs and selling them to consumers such as the people on this forum if she's content and done making music that's her choice but everyone who has paid money kind of has a reason to want more as they are investing in her career they are investing in her art so hopefully that money and commitment and enjoyment of the music will continue with future releases. You can all laugh at me and say I'm stupid or I am an asshole or this or that but I'm just simply telling the truth.

I love how fans think she OWES them lol

She OWES her career to us. She OWES her mansions to the people who have supported her music/art... 

she's coming for Lana

In what world? 

I thought this was a thread about a computer... boo

I dreamt last night that the new album featured A$AP Rocky, The Weeknd, Quavo, Stevie Wonder, and then all of Migos on another song... is this a sign that Lanas rap album is coming? The revenge of Ridin'

Glad to see her and her forehead are doing well, I'm excited to give her album a listen. Casanova definitely piqued my interest!

Ummm yeah what is this

fake news smh

does anyone else's version of BAR start with a woman screaming "It's like, I just love a cowboy You know?I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad But I'm just like Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse and can you go a little faster?!"

I don't quite understand all the holier than thou fans on her who act like they are better than everyone else because they plan to "wait for the release" before they listen to the song and then act rude to people who are curious and just want to hear the song... it's so extra and unnecessarily rude

Meet me on the  dark alley and i'll show you hoe

Wanna try me bitch? lets schedule 

 

jk

your pic is a hot dog

You guys betta not leak the final version of #BARZ or u'll get a special taste of my wooden bat in yah face with some blood sauce

you won't do shit except post something like "I HATE all of you who keep leaking lana's music!!11!!!!1 you're the WORST"

I read the final is 2 minutes shorter?

congrats on learning how to read! we all read that about 20 pages back too!

shes a gemini/cancer cusp... that adds up to being two faced and crying a lot/ being sad 

NEW TOUR DATES FAM

IM FINALLY GOING TO SEE HER IM SHAKING

are you going to charlotte or Asheville? Bc I'm going to charlotte and don't want to go alone

I knew I wasn't the only one whose mind went straight to the gutter when hearing "Lana gets a facial"