Theodore

I can see all the bottoms in this fandom sliding in his inbox any moment now *secretly also participates in the sliding of his dms* Gotta blast!

It would explain why Lana chose to reply to his DM over 1000's of fans

Guys.. I understand that the unedited version might add like..ONE extra tear to the bucket you already have after hearing Fine China..but please. Most of us Just want YG

And the one whos name starts with a y and is a possessive pronoun

Jesus. :)cking . Christ. I literally JUST applauded us all for acting mature. Trying to get us some more leaks..... But then the universe said ":)tch, u thought" and sent the gays to strike again.

Wow. @Eclipse is active, and no one is arguing/coming for them. Proud of our progress.... Now leak your girl

Umm. If you have tea, then spill it like the Boston tea party. Stop Teasing

:)itch im.....DECEASED. how could u roast queen like that djdjehd

As a present for helping you with your headphone situation..leak Your Girl "You saved our lives. We are eternally grateful" -Toy Story

Who is zanella and are they trusted as a source??

What if Lana is going hip hop. And BAR is a reference to how if an artist raps a "fire" verse.. He/She "has bars". Side note: my friends (who aren't fans) said that Lana " had mad bars" on Serial Killer and Ridin....

I love how before I discovered Lana, I never used words like "Sonically" or "Cinematically". "ally" is this fandom's most used suffix

Blue and Redpartydresses

Which is?

That was one of my first guesses."Bench Ariana Rat" "Boys. Art. Religion" "Back Arched, Ready" Lmao my thoughts were all over the place

What the Edit : wait a second....Beauty and Rage??

Oop

How could u forget Your Girl. ONE JOB

Someone trace the IP address of ultrasubversive on twitter, and scan social media for a match. Hackers Wya???

Omg hes done stuff like Teenage Dream, and Worked with JB. BTD 2.0 IS COMING. Ha comeback is officially on the way. The Gays Will Stream Her To #1 on the charts

Elle, people are getting triggered. Lock the thread.

Or even better. She'll announce that she's going live on the honeymoon account "soon"

*BLOCKEDT

Not. Here. For. It

^^ I'm cackling. Who has the time. Like bro, do you have a Master's degree in trolling