Theodore

To keep the illusion of surprise for people who genuinely want to go in blind. But my thing is...girl if you don't wanna be surprised then get off of LB. You're asking for it. But that's another conversation

Between JFK and Hollywood's Dead of course

Wym? Didn't BOZ say she's started working on an album she announced a while ago, except that it likely wouldn't be ready by the end of the year

She's literally sitting on a GOLD mine. Imagine this tracklist 1. Driving In Cars With Boys 2. Every Man Gets His Wish 3. Are You Ready? 4. Resistance 5. Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight 6. Queen Of Disaster 7. Caught You Boy 8. JFK 9. Hollywood's Dead 10. Angels Forever 11. Starry Eyed The COLLAPSE

This is probably the most unlikely thing I've ever wanted from her but...imagine a remastered/reworked Driving In Cars With Boys I would literally explode

WTWWAWWJKD and HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI have entered the chat

Remember when we got the BAR acronym back in Feb of 2017. What a time to be alive.

Omg hey bestie, where the hell have you been loca!! I feel like I haven't seen you on here in FOREVER. Are up to speed on all the details

Hold up....wtf happened to Talking Like An Answering Machine

This is sending me

I've been listening to this since the snippet came out! The BELLS

I FEEL SO DUMB I didn't know you could view atrl if you didn't have an account sjxjfieicifnemdmxkdi

WHERE ARE YALL HEARING ABOUR AN AND WHY IS [removed] NOW WORKING

WAIT

So without physicals doesn't that completely take her out of the running for a #1....

When will we, as a collective, be ready to discuss the fact that "Feeling Good" was the cover we deserved instead of the Mashup of DLMBM and this

My pussy taste like Pepsi cola! Would you like to try our Lana Del Rey meal?

The way ATRL is gatekept. I hate I feel like it's mostly the 25+ gays that keep ppl from being able to join freely.. it's a hate crime

Why can't we just have fun. Geesh. It doesn't matter. All of this is apart of the ride man. Can you honestly sit here and say that being apart of this Fandom would be as enjoyable without the fun of piecing the puzzle together. I truly wonder if other fandoms have a site like this where we can come together and have the most stressful, hilarious and never ending time of our lives like us lana stans. It's amazing and I love all of you Ok rant over

My favorite thing to do whenever I listen to BB is sing my own version of the lyrics. Jenny pissed into the pool She was pissing on Nikki Lane She said most men in music Don't wash their ass or bathe

At this rate, we're gonna hit 2k pages before 5 pm tomorrow LMAO

Not some gay with a pirated version of fruity loops having everyone in a chokehold

Lemme go stock up on lube bc lana is about to fuck all of us RAW if this is true

What we're NOT gonna do....is slander the perfect encapsulation of a failed marriage. We deserved a music video for Fine China. I WONT TOLERATE THIS