Theodore

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/4806-ultraviolence-post-release-thread-poll/page-1 Omg have yall seen this?

That part where they're laying on the truck and do the little synchronized hand motion.... hope that's not the only scene with choreo. Come thru

Imagine getting a non recycled decent budget music video, actual info like a release date, promo and effort, and no leaks.

Is this a prelude to incoming porn gifs?

This whole era is so irritating. We never know anything. Bc she barely tells any useful info. And anything we're told ends up opening another box of questions bc she either deletes what she said, or deletes it and THEN posts something new that contradicts what she originally posted. UGH. It's like a Rubix cube on steroids.

Sometimes I wonder if people take BBC seriously when they put piano ballads and stuff like that as the "Hottest Record in the world" like lmao. It kinda fit with LFL premiere bc it was a more pop song. But hey. At the same time maybe it's good that they premiere a variety of different songs. Expand peoples taste

Not yall saying this is the saddest thing shes ever written when Black Beauty, Fine China, Old Money and Heroin exist. I mean sure it's on the list of saddest, but not #1

And what did she gain from releasing this over cinnamon or in your car???

There could be 100 people in a room...

I need Lana to collab with Rufus Wainwright and give us Wait for life 2.0. Like, I honestly feel that if she would have featured him on BPBP instead of Stevie...it would have been 10x better. (And I actually kinda like BPBP.) Idk. I doubt any of yall even know who Rufus is. If not, listen to these songs

Lyrically she's coming through. All we need now is audible production and not some improv piano accompaniment.

She sat there, with barbecue sauce on her tiddies..And thought "Shall I tease a new snippet? Shall i risk it all and live stream while driving? Or maybe I can just do nothing and leave them guessing, all the while sending anxiety and frustration through the ether"

Is it premiering on BBC or not?? Like..can some link a source ffs

It took 13 snippets to announce my single. But then I changed my mind The gays are screaming Cause Chuck still photographs me Almost all the time. But I still get lonely And baby only then do UV stans get by Can I do promo And handle all the stress? If They believe March 29th They will only get fooled twice

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsKC8jbHmmR/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=j3wnno8x24t0 New Gucci campaign photo.

I literally asked the same thing with this exact photo few pages back.. our minds. Whew

By who lmao on what grounds did you draw this conclusion

At least the chorus seems promising.

So THAT'S why she deleted the snippet. Because she switched the single she was releasing.....

At this point, no. Just disappointed

Not Lana dangling a song in front of us like bait and then snatching it away from us without warning for the 900 millionth time

I highly doubt this Is the title track considering it doesn't match what she described. iirc it was basically described as BAR with a new title

SAME. Ugh. And has anyone noticed how COHESIVE all these songs sound. This snippet sounds like it could be before or after cinnamon. Omg imagine if the album is gapless I thought the exact same thing

She knows we love that spoken word shit and at this point it's a gift that just keeps on giving

Idk why but this has me cackling lmaooo