Theodore

Oh no i voted for her for that.

Ok idk if im late, but im pissed at the fact that Lana didnt get nominated for an MTV Video Music Award. Im pretty sure Love counts as pop, so why tf are all these simple ass videos like Malibu by Miley nominated. No hate towards her, i actually really like both the song and the video. But you cant sit here and tell me that Malibu wasnt a simple video. Along with Katy Perry getting a nom for a video starring a fucking hamster. For crying out loud what is wrong with ppl???? . . . . . . Ok im done ranting. But srsly, what do yall think?

Me realizing this thread will be dead until the instrumentals leak: "I wanna leave, I'll probably stay another year"

Lana is performing on my bday (October 23rd) and im now gonna be crying my eyes out bc its in new york and i live in Georgia. Ive literally prayed that i be lucky enough for her to perform on my bday. It would feel like shes "doing it all for me". But the universe couldnt be more fucking cruel. Im teary eyed typing this.

Thats like asking "Rue 21 or Alexander McQueen"

.It just needed more..what do u call it. Pzazz?? Like its a really cute song, i like it. But it really lacks excitement. Catchy but forgettable at the same time

The subway

All jokes aside. I can whole heartedly agree with this statement. SOC was THAT song. It was beautifully sung and produced. And lyrically heartbreaking but sassy with lines like "he calls for me and not for you". Lfl is great, but i feel like she could have done better considering the longer wait this time around. And dont call me ungrateful. Cause im not.

That tea is cold, unsweetened, and could be mistaken for cat piss by its ungodly smell.

Inb4 its shades of cool...in space

Am i the only one dying to see the merch? Like those Hollyweird post cards she gave to fans at that concert are calling my name

Where in the fuck are the instrumentals

No one thinks youre an attention whore. Youre just expanding ideas. Something lanas managements lazy asses need to take notes on

Gurlllllll. This is GENIUS. Like ughhh. It urks the fuck outta me that this will probably never get made. Lanas fans arr some of the most creative ive ever seen

Nope from a few years ago

Yea. Honeymoon (album) gave me hella ideas. I think i had a thread for mv ideas i wrote. I had a different username back then EDIT: Found it. My god someone needs to hire me. http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/7068-screenplays-by-shadesofkool822/?p=302136&do=findComment&comment=302136

a classic

The facts of life can sometimes make it hard to stan

YES WE NEED TO CO-WRITE AND PITCH TO HER MANAGMENT NEXT ERA DJDHHEHEH

And when they land , WTWWAWWKD starts playing. Her short film is cumming *coughs* i mean coming

Or scrapped footage from the UV era.... . . . . . Oh wait LMAO queen of gifs

Omg thanks yall. i havent written in forever. I was feeling inspired Yea. You could sum it up by calling it a gta fantasy. And lmao im sorry.

Imagine a summer bummer vid. With Lana wearing high top heels (sponsored by Adidas of course), booty shorts, and a mesh shirt with her hair long and flowing (maybe even kinda curly). The vid starts off with a closeup of her heels walking down a boardwalk. Then the camera pans up and shows her bomb ass outfit, then stops panning so that lanas shoulders and up are in the center frame. Cut to a landscape view. Now we see her back as she walks. On the left and right as she passes, you can see Every guy turns his head. A kid drops his ice cream. A baby stops crying. And then, she reaches the end of the boardwalk. Camera emerges from the water pointed as if lana is looking down from heaven. It pans up then swirls around her, stopping again when her body is center frame and facing the water. Then she jumps. Camera cuts to a fancy ass speedboat hitting a u turn perfectly at the edge, and lana lands on it. The music starts. A$AP is driving the boat. Ima stop myself right there. Sound good to yall?

It would have been if lana never made the letter g symbol during her spotify event.