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My wig is very much intact

I get it, it's not realistic. But the pre order will literally shut me tf up and i will never mention it again if its not on there

i just want the to see if LIB resurrected for the "album for the fans" go ahead, drag me

:lmao: this sounds EXACTLY like something my bestfriend would say

thanks hun. She really has fixed her infamous leak problem. We're on HER time

Where my NZ gays at?? It's July 12 over there.

What the hell. Find another bakery that wouldn't mind doing it. Its just a cake why are there laws. Omg im sorry

Im ready for her to blow me away with some cinematic strings and horns

We should all totally reach 2000 pages at exactly 12 AM EST. When we get to page 1980 we carefully limit our posts

I just did my research and the guy from 1D (Louis Tomlinson) isnt releasing an album he's dropping a single hunny. Nothing to worry about, especially considering all his singles have been flops compared to his ex-bandmates Harry , Zayn and Liam Lmao i would wait for @So Legit to quickly edit it out before we all go deaf from unknowingly listening with headphones at full volume

Omg it hit 70. She's coming for BTD level success. Yass. I wouldn't be surprised if by this time next year it has 100+ Mil. The views for her videos will likely skyrocket after the release. This fanbase will probably grow exponentially too

The fact that love has 60 Million Views and its only been 4 months and LFL has over 30 mil within 2 months amazes me.....and Music to watch boys to has the same as lfl but it took almost two years to get there. I really hope she gets a grammy this year, or at least a nomination. Its been a long time coming and she without a doubt deserves it. Queen lana is back, and cooler than ever. No more flops. #1's forever.

who has this in HQ????

Japan Twink Exclusive Pre Order Bonus

*cue the jokes about Honeymoon sending listeners into a coma

No but ill be higher than a kite bc the pain meds. What better way to listen to lana ammirite?

I'll be celebrating your bday by getting 4 wisdom teeth removed. Lmao gas me up with the anesthesia

Groupie love...oh my god. I don't know why I ever had the nerve to doubt Lana. She knows what she's doing and my wig is gonna need to be CEMENTED for July 21st. I'm so excited

"I'm all for integration, it's the new frontier" - Tracy Turnblad (from Hair Spray)

Pretty sure it's the night before it becomes the tenth

Wot in an ignorantly racist nation

Imagine Lana sampling Golden Grill and using it for God Bless America. It would be an ANTHEM. My imagination is running wild just thinking of how amazing it would sound.

Thanks , love. XX

White mustang has been stuck in my head for two days now. It's sooo good. It sounds like an upbeat blackest day. Can someone link me the combined snippets pico link??

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